*Dil is in the kitchen making himself a sandwich when the phone rings*
Dil: "Hello."
Voice: "Turn around..."
Dil: *turns around slowly, nothing is there*
Voice: "Down here..."
Dil: *looks down*
Phil: "I fell out my wheelchair."
Dil: "FOR FUCKS SAKE DAD!"
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
