Dil: "Okay guys, my boyfriend is Asian so...don't do any that will make him or me uncomfortable."
Dan: "Aw, Sweetie! Who do you think we are?"
Phil: "Exactly! We'll just say hey, and then stay out of your way!"
Dil: "Okay...I'm going to go pick him up...I'll be about 20 minutes."
Dan and Phil: "Okay, bye!"
Dil: *leaves*
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Do: "I'm so glad to meet your family!"
Dil: "I hope you like them."
Do: *pecks Dil's cheek* "I'm sure I will."
Dil: *giggles and opens door* "Okay, well this is my- Oh shit."
Dan (In ninja outfit): "HIYAH, HIYAH!"
Phil (In Japanese robe): "Konichiwa..." *bows*
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
De TodoThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
