Dil: "Did you know Hitler was gay?"
Do: "I do now."
Dil (German Accent): "People say I'm a fascist monster, but I think of myself more as a fashion monster, yah? Kill Jews, wear shoes."
Do: "I don't know whether to be offended or laugh."
Dil: "Gaydolf Hitler."
Do: "Fuck you."
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
