Do: "Hey Babe."
Dil: "Do, I really need your help, I scratched my Dad's car and I need you to help me cover it u-"
Dan: "Excuse me?! What did you say?"
Dil: "When?"
Dan: "Just now!"
Dil: "I, um...said 'when?'.
Phil: "DAN YOU SCRATCHED THE CAR!"
Dan: "Beautiful, it wasn't me, precious!"
Phil: "Tell that to the hand cuz' the face ain't listening."
Do: "So that's where you get it from!"
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
De TodoThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate