The Face Ain't Listening

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Do: "Hey Babe."


Dil: "Do, I really need your help, I scratched my Dad's car and I need you to help me cover it u-"


Dan: "Excuse me?! What did you say?"


Dil: "When?"


Dan: "Just now!"


Dil: "I, um...said 'when?'.


Phil: "DAN YOU SCRATCHED THE CAR!"


Dan: "Beautiful, it wasn't me, precious!"


Phil: "Tell that to the hand cuz' the face ain't listening."


Do: "So that's where you get it from!"

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