Dil: "DO!"
Do: "What's up?"
Dil: "DID YOU WEAR A CONDOM LAST NIGHT?"
Do: "No...Why?"
Dil: "FUCK!"
Do: "Whoa! It's not like we're carrying any STI's!...right?"
Dil: "I COULD BE PREGNANT WITH YOUR ASIAN BABY!"
Do: "..."
Dil: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"
Do: "..." *gives Dil a Rubix Cube*
Dil: "Um...What's this?"
Do: "An Asian pregnancy test."
Dil: "Excuse me?"
Do: "Stick it up your vagina, if it's solved when you take it out, you're pregnant!"
Dil: "I was only fucking with you."
Do: "I know."
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
