*Dil running to Dan crying*
Dil: "DAN!"
Dan: "D-Dil? Oh sweetheart, what's the matter?"
Dil: "Do is cheating on me!"
Dan: "Holy shit! Who with?!"
Dil: "Someone named *snore noise* I heard him say it in his sleep!"
Dan: "Oh my fuck, Phil's cheating on me too."
Dil: *gasp*
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
