*Dan and Phil texting*
Phil: "Babe, where are you?"
Dan: "At home, regretting my existence, hoping the bed will just swallow me up like a black obis of pain and suffering."
Phil: "Get up."
Dan: " :( "
Phil: "Turn that frown upside down!"
Dan: " ): "
Phil: "Well done."
Dan: "Thank."
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
