Days of our lives - An Avengers Sitcom (mainly one shots)

Episode 1 - The Day Where They Go Back To Work.

Synopsis : After a long 4 months holiday after defeating Thanos, the Avengers are finally going back to work but are paired up with unexpected partners. (Avengers centric)

Avengers tower :

The smell of bacon was floating around the kitchen and making it's way to the living room. Of course Steve was making breakfast. It was mostly his duty because..... let's say he was the only one who knew how cook nicely. Bucky and Sam came to the living room, bickering about who gets to read the newspaper first but stops immediately as they smelled the food.

Bucky : Mmmm... My god Steve what magic are making in there?

Steve (slightly laughing) : I was just making bacon and eggs casserole. It's done, I'm about to serve it.

Sam : Do it fast or my tummy's goi'n to disagree with you very hard.

As Steve was making the plates, a pair of hands wrapped around his neck and few strands of red - blonde hair falling over his face.

Natasha : Good morning.

Steve : Good morning. How are you up so early?

Natasha : Well.. I smelt food.

Steve (smiling) : I understood that. Go wait in the living room I'll be there in a minute.

Natasha nodded and dropped on the couch on between Sam and Bucky.

Natasha : Hey losers!

Sam : Hey look who's up so early. Isn't 9 supposed to be like still midnight for you?

Natasha : Ya but how would you know, you have to get up early and chirp birdman.

Bucky : That's kinda accurate. When we go to run with Steve in the morning and he can't catch up with us, he does chirp like a bird.

Natasha and Bucky started laughing. Soon Tony came down making a grand entrance like he does every single morning. It gets really annoying.

Tony : Good morning fellas. Look who's in the house.

Natasha, Sam and Bucky : Morning Stark.

Tony looked at Steve and they silently acknowledged each other.

Sam : Man they really haven't warmed up to each other yet.

Natasha : Ya it's really annoying. It's been 2 years and they can't drop this shit.

After Bruce came up from the lab they had breakfast together. Tony went to the middle of the room and cleared his voice.

Tony : So as you all know, today we finally go back to work after our 4 months holiday. It's nothing big.

Natasha : What is it?

Tony : It's a little hydra drug bust. Nothing big for us. Also Peter will be joining in so it's everybody's duty to look after him. Suit up quickly. We leave in 15 minutes.

Saying so he left the living room while the others groaned.

Sam : Does he really think that he's our leader? Why do we have to follow his orders?

Natasha : Don't know. Don't care. I don't follow anyone's orders anyways.

The Avengers were ready and in the quinjet when a certain kid in a red and blue suit hopped in.

Tony : Hello Spiderman. Late again. What was it? Math homework?

Peter : Hey Mr. Stark. More like studying for tomorrow's physics test but I'm sorry.

Steve : Alright kid, we're ready to leave. We all have our partners?

There was an awkward silence.

Steve : Okay so we forgot to choose our partners.