Synopsis : Tony plans a big vacation for the Avengers but giving their luck, when has anything gone normal?
Tony slammed his cup in the counter, barely managing to not break it.
Tony : I am boreeed!
Rhodey : Tones you need to get out of the lab and actually see the world outside. You won't be bored then.
Tony : You know what we need? A Vacation!
Without letting Rhodey answer he secretly started planning for a full on Avengers vacation.
Two days later....
It was a lazy Saturday morning with the usual faces of the tower loitering about near the dining area
They mostly try to have their meals together if possible. Steve was cooking with the smell of pancake in the air when everyone got a text in the 'Avengers chat group'.
'Tin man : In the conference room. Urgent.'
Tony would never specify what was his deal so everyone was worried and gathered in the conference room.
Natasha : What's the matter Tony? Why are we here? what's so important?
Tony : Ah! Good question red. I have a very important announcement.
Pepper : What's it Tony?
Tony : Okay here it is, Friday drumroll please..... We are going on a vacation!
The room was silent. Then Bucky spoke.
Bucky : You called us here to say that we're going on a vacation?
Tony : Yes stormtrooper. Are your ears made of vibranium too?
Natasha : No you literally called an emergency meeting for this?
Tony : Ahh you know I like to be dramatic.
Steve : Where are we going?
Tony : See Rogers always asking the right questions. We are going to everyone's dream destination ; Paris. And you can't say no cause all the arrangements are already done.
Wanda : I mean I have never been to Paris, it might be nice.
Bruce : Yes I think we deserve a vacation after all we did last two years.
Tony : Good. Okay now let's get to the fact we are all going which means me, Pep, Morgan, Cap, Nat, Wilson and Barnes, Wanda - Vision, Clint can't go cause he's too busy making more babies, I've talked to May about Peter and his friends and have also called Thor and he might bring Loki.
Rhodey : That's all?
Tony : Yepp. So pack your bags cause we are going to Pariiiis!!
3 days later...
The Stark private plane landed at the airport and all the Avengers stepped out. Tony cleared everyone and a huge Limo was waiting for them outside. The hotel was luxurious as expected. Everyone went to their respective rooms. Tony had given clear instructions that by 5 everyone should be out as he had planned a nice evening out.
Tony : As we just reached here today, we have a quite evening planned. We're gonna see the Eiffel Tower and there's a nice place near it, I have arranged for a bonfire.
Wanda : Ooo sounds cozy.
Pepper : I'm actually surprised you didn't plan something extravagant the moment we landed here.
Peter : Mr. Stark always knows what to do, am I right Mr. Stark?
Tony : You bet'cha kid!
Bucky : Huff! Teacher's pet.
After a nice tour of the Eiffel Tower, they all gathered around the bonfire. Wierd games ensued.
Tony : Now whoever has the best pickup line, they'll get a free dinner on me when we go back.
Peter : OK i'll start. Ah MJ?
MJ : Yes?
Peter : Are you a tower?
MJ : Oh god!
Peter : Because I fell for you.
Everyone started laughing.
MJ : You know Pete, you're lucky you didn't say this when you asked me out.
Ned : But it worked on Betty!
MJ : Cause it's you and Betty. She'll fall for anything.
Tony : OK kid good try. Ah how about Rogers? You go now.
Steve : I probably shouldn't.
Natasha : Why? You afraid Rogers?
Bucky : Go on punk, we're counting on ya.
Steve : Okay... If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd still only have five cents.
Natasha couldn't hold in her laughter. Sam booed while Bucky cheered. I mean he's also a 40s man, right?
Tony : Roger, is this your way to say that you are poor?
Loki : The Captain must have been a delight in his time, wasn't he?
Natasha : Stop teasing him. Why don't you try Loki? As you know a lot.
Loki : I don't want to include in this silly game of pick up lines. It's disgraceful.
Thor : I don't think Sylvie would like the sound of it brother!
Loki coughed.
Loki : Alright alright, now learn from the master. "Do you want to rule Asgard? Cause you've caught my eye".
MJ : Dude that's dope.
Loki : Ah thank you mortal child.
Everyone went silent for a while, and then started laughing. Safe to say half the adults were drunk.
Natasha : I'm missing Pepper here. She had to leave early because of Morgan but she would have loved it.
Steve : Hey you made us do this now it's your turn Tony.
Tony : Alright. Here comes the champion. "Are you looking at me? Cause your eyes are so beautiful".
Peter : Mr. Stark, did you just complement yourself?
Sam : What a Narcissist.
Tony : Hey there's nothing wrong in beating two rocks at once.
Steve : I don't think that's how you do it Tony.
As everybody was bickering, there was a huge blast which made everyone turn their heads.
Wanda : What the hell was that?
A building nearby had caught completely in fire and a figure with seemingly octopus tentacles flying over it.
This caught their attention.
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