Don't ask questions, I swear to god I have other oneshots in progress- I have other functioning braincells than the ones used to concoct this it's just that those just apparently never turned off at all. *sweats*
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Basic premise;
The friend groups simply had to be introduced. Jaemin figured it needed to be spectacular to commemorate the event.
Category: How tf did they get into a bar
Enjoy ;)
************************************************"Hey, moron, wake up. It's today."
Jaemin groaned obnoxiously as he sat up, hair a frizzled mess, staring blankly into the depths of Jeno's soul. "I don't need to be thereee. Lemme sleep."
"You do, actually, because you're the one who had this stupid idea in the first place."
Jaemin raised a loving middle finger to his face.
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"Where's Hyuck?"
"Somewhere, I don't know. Knowing the circumstances he's prolly arguing with Renjun against the kids, or arguing with the kids against Renjun."
"You said they're all coming?" Jeno quirked a brow, jumping forward to get the door before Jaemin dared.
"Oh they are," he said simply. "I just don't know which party is gonna give me the death glare first."
"Free alcohol, Jaem. Renjun's gonna be the one with the problem."
"Who said it was free?"
Jaemin gave that beautiful smile, the one that's sugar coated and full of malevolence, running a hand through his hair.
"Renjun's gonna glare at me by the end of the night no matter what. Might as well get something out of it."
"You are a special breed, Jaem."
Cue the finger guns.
"Sexy."
Jeno shook his head, a bright smile wrapping around his lips and turning the corners of his eyes beautifully.
They both strode over to the bar side, hopping onto the stools with varying degrees of enthusiasm, Jaemin going as far as to start bopping his feet.
"You could at least pretend to act your age for five minutes, good lord. They'll suspect you faster than Jisung."
Jaemin shrugged, smile wider than ever.
"That kid is my pride and joy. I would die for him. Not kidding."
Jeno snickered a bit.
"I'm being dead serious."
"I know you are," he proceeded to make an odd noise with his throat, assumedly to stop laughing. "But it's funny."
"Why is my undying dedication to my beloved child funny?"
"Because like- I don't even know how to put it."
"Try?"
"It's just-" Jeno went silent for a moment before the snicker returned.
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