Gonetale: A UnderTale AU

Hiding from A Comedian

Flowey: We're in Snowdin. Right now, the smiley trashbag and his brother are lurking around. If we hide, we'll be good.

Alex: What's wrong with them?

Flowey: Smiley Trashbag, AKA Sans, Got used as the Queens plaything. She chopped off his head, broke all his bones, and crushed his skull more times then I can count. It just made him go insane as the Queen managed to bring him back every single time.

Alex: Damn.

Flowey: Damn indeed. Then he just escaped. Only problem was when he did, he was hauled here in a bag with only his skull barely intact. Toriel fixed him partially but now, he can pretty much assemble and disassemble at will. He has eyes, or more like pieces of his own body, damn near everywhere in this town. Best decision is to avoid the town and head to the woods.

Alex: What about his brother?

Flowey: He got injected by pure determination when the Queen did it to him to torture sans some more. Ended up almost turning into a amalgam but no one fused with him. So now he just gets carried around in a large bucket sans holds him in. Everyone's sure he's dead but word is sans swears he can hear him.

Alex: Why do you even still have this damn Queen? Can't you overthrow her?

Flowey: We Tried. She just kills anyone who tries. Even those that kill her fail because she comes back. She saves and comes back from that save.

Alex: Saves? Well... What happens if I destroy all the saves?

Flowey: Wait... Yes! That's it! Maybe you could destroy saves! The one thing no one can see down here!

Alex: Flowey, Don't say it.

Flowey: You're an Idiot.

Alex sighed as he diverged from the path and into the woods. Little did he know that a small shard of bone was in the snow surrounding him. Alex, while walking into the woods asked a few more questions.

Alex: Flowey, Why could I use magic back there? I'm human so I can't use it. Right?

Flowey: To be honest, Lots of first in this one day. We got a kid who has some new kind of soul, Splitting amalgams, New options, I can't really answer why you can. It's probably because I'm in your eye socket and rooted myself in your brain a little.

Alex: Is that permanent? You rooted inside my brain?

Flowey: No. it's not. I can pull myself out but you'd still die of blood loss the moment I leave.

Alex: So if I get out of here, you'll be in my eye socket? Forever?

Flowey: Hell No! I'm not staying with you for the rest of your life! I'll wait until you can get a fake one or get your old eye back.

Alex: Still don't know how I lost that...

Alex moved forward but in a matter of seconds, a wall of cracked and dusty bones formed in front of him. A voice surfaced from behind him

???: Hey Kid, Why'd you pass me by in Snowdin? Were you shy? Did you think Ol' Sans here wasn't worth your time? Or maybe, just maybe.

He turned around to see Sans. His body was filled with cracks and punctures and bone dust. The bucket he was holding was covered in that same dust. The most distinctive part was the fact 80% of his head wasn't there. You could see half of his teeth and a Yellow to Red eye floating where his right eye would be. The red almost overtaking his eye and the yellow having receded. Only 60-70% of his body was there in total.

Sans: You Were Scared?

Alex: Oh sweet god... Hi Sans... Want to hear a funny joke?

Sans: Now your speaking my language kiddo. What is it?

Alex looked at Sans as he was forming a weapon behind his back.

Alex: Name something a Friendly Monster needs to stay Friendly?

Sans: I don't know. What is it?

Alex: Friendliness Pellets

Alex shot 20 bullets at sans to knock him down. After that, he ran deeper into the woods, hoping to escape the skeleton.

Flowey: Now that was badass!

Alex: Thanks Flowey.