No, We Didn't Sleep, Don't be Absurd.

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(Tams pov) March 23rd, 2018, Morningish

"I dare you to tell everyone their biggest flaw, good luck."

"Damn. Well, Sophie's too oblivious, that's hella obvious.

"Keefe is broken, but covers it up, so eventually he'll just crack, but that's just what I think.

"Biana and Marella are too obsessed with fashion and gossip, it clouds their eyesight and makes them extremely judgemental.

"While Linh and Tam are great, their control and lack of experience with certain things definitely makes working with them strange. Sorry guys." He didn't sound sorry, and I wasn't surprised with his answer. Honestly, it was predictable. So was Fitz's obvious thinking.

"Well," Fitz shrugged and looked at Linh.

"Truth or Dare, Linh?"

"Truth, it's too early for a dare."

"It's three in the fucking morning."

"Exactly. Now give me Truth, girlie."

"I think Linh's high or sleep deprived again." Marella sounded really worried, and I agreed with her.

"I'll be fine, now give me a truth Ritz cracker!"

"What are all of your amazing 3 A.M theories? It's that time of day, after all." (This idea is actually from fruitynever)

"Welll! I have some now! What if all of the Councillors are really fucking gay and they're banishing us to hide their own gayness!" Linh's eyes went wide.

"Wait. That might be true though. Keefe, we're going to Eternalia soon." I was so excited to see if this was actually true for once.

"Hell yeah! That's the next dare, bitches!"

"Wait. I bet Quinlin and Alden are fucking though. Did you hear they're super close and worked together on the Sophie investigstion." No. I'm betting that's true though, have you seen those two? Fucking kinky, and hornier than Keefe on a Sunday night.

"Damn, they might be just as horny as you, Keefe."

"I'm not that horny!"

"You tied me to the fucking bed at 7 A.M!"

"That was four weeks ago, in my defense, Tam."

"New headcanon!" Linh shot up, and I was genuinely worried for her mental health. "Keefe is a top!"

"WHAT THE FUCK, LINH?!" I will not comment further on this.

"Have anything to admit, dear brother?"

"I have no comment." No one can know the truth.

"Anyways, that's enough of me, Keefe, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to to go with Tam and go up to the Council castles and scream "I'M A GAY FUCKING BITCH", and then Tam, you have to scream, "I'M DATING THIS GAY FUCKING BITCH", like those dumb couple shirts."

"Let's go, Tammy Boy. Time to cartwheel around. Also, we'll call you as proof."

"Okay, so we're at the place. Keefe is currently bussing it down in front of Bronte, who just came out to see, and I quote, 'what the actual fuck is happening?'"

"Omygod. Tam, say it, cuz you and Keefe gotta do it at some point anyways."

I approached Keefe and whispered, "Let's do the thing."

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