We Are Truly Villanous When it Comes to Games

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(Keefe pov) August 1st, 2018

"Let's play Trivia first! Tam and I are Slytherin team!" We always play together because we're both good in different categories, so we usually win.

Linh ended up being Ravenclaw, and Biana decided on Hufflepuff and so Wylie was using Gryfindor.

After ten minutes, Tam and I acquired the orange pie piece and were currently aiming for yellow next. I rolled the dice and landed on a two.

"Hit me with an orange!" I was going to answer this question, because I knew my way around animals.

"What does Slughorn ask Hagrid to take from Aragog's body?" Wylie reads, and I answer quickly.

"His venom."

"Yep," he sighs and hands Tam the dice, "roll." He rolls a six and moves to a green pie piece. Tam's favorite category.

"Who tortured Olivander for information at Malfoy Manor?" Wylie smirked, this question was a bit more difficult.

"Peter Pettigrew, or Wormtail." Tam was right, I knew that. He also just reread Harry Potter just for details, so he was going to be a menace.

"Correct. Here, I'll do it." Wylie reluctantly shoved the green pie shaped wedge into one of the thingies, I actually don't know what they're called.

An hour and a half later, Tam and I had crushed everyone, and we won. They were currently playing for second place, and Linh was winning. She answered question after question, never falling out of rhythm. She did however get a few questions wrong, but always bounced back.

"YASS LINH SLAY!!!!!!" Tam was cheering on his sister, and I secretly hoped that Bi would win.

"Alright, hit me with a final pink question." Linh was already almost finished, with all the pieces and in the center. I chose a fairly hard pink question.

"What were the last few words in the Deathly Hallows that Bellatrix spoke?" I read the card, and was shocked at the answer she gave.

"She said, 'What will happen to your children when I kill you? When mummies gone the same way as Freddie?' or something along those lines." Linh said it, spot on. I was surprised she didn't beat us, if she went first then she probably would've destroyed us both.

"Well damn. You're right, second place to you, future sister." I deadpanned, and Tam looked shocked at the future sister part.

"Do you not consider me your sister now? I'm offended! Wylie, catch me before I faint!" My sister, apparently lifted a hand to her forehead and fell onto Wylie, who patted her shoulder gently.

"I was talking about that it would be legal! You know, then I could actually call you my sister. Unless you want to get married now, Tammy." I winked at Tam, who rolled his eyes and tugged on his long bangs.

"You idiot, we're already married! I mean, we live together and sleep in the same bed! We even cook for each other constantly, honestly, Kiki!" He threw his arms up in feigned anger, and I laughed at his adorable outburst.

"Omygod! Have you done it if you constantly sleep together!" Biana shot up and burst out, making the two of us blush excessively. "I KNEW IT! Wylie, you owe me thirty dollars if they actually did it."

"You made bets on our sex lives?" I gasped when she nodded. "Keefe, I might die! Hold me!" I fell into Keefe's lap and he patted my hair lightly. "Also, no, we haven't. I think now you owe WyWy thirty dollars, Bi." I pointed an accusing finger in their direction, and WyWy looked happy.

"Just because they sleep in the same bed doesn't mean that they've  had sex, Bi. I mean, does Tam look like someone who fucks before he turns like 20?" Wylie raised his eyebrows, and I felt highly offended.

"Let's just play Villanous. I call Jafar!" I snatched the little red Jafar-shaped piece and his cards. Biana chose Maleficent, Wylie chose Ursula, Linh stole Prince John, and Kiki took Captain Hook.

"We're not letting this go, and Linh, you're right! Keefe is definitely a top. I mean..." Biana tsked and I blushed with my head in Keefe's chest. "Look right now and tell me he looks like a bottom. Linh, do you get bottom vibes from Tam?" Keefe was hugging me and by his nervously shaking hand, I could tell he was also blushing.

"No. My brother could never be a top. Sister senses, trust me." Linh nodded and smiled when she spoke the last part. Talk about betrayal!

An hour later, I emerged victorious and claimed the prize of a dozen cookies as the reward. Keefe kept on trying to take some though.

"Pretty please, Tamoo? Just one! Ple-" I shoved a cookie into his adorable face to shut him up.

"There. Happy?" He nodded, and I couldn't help but smile a little. I gave him a quick cheek kiss and pulled out a deck of cards. "Kings in the Corner anyone?" Everyone wanted to play, so I ended up dealing 24 cards since we decided on six each instead of seven.

"I'll go first!" Linh exclaimed, and picked a card. On top of an eight of clubs, she put a seven of diamonds. She also placed an ace on top of a black two, and then also moved the six of spades onto the seven of diamonds. After that, she put an ace down.

Keefe went, then Wylie, then me. We kept going for about five minutes until Keefe won. He put an eight, seven, six and five down on top of a king down, then moved a four, three, two, ace on that. Then he finished it by putting down a eight of hearts.

"Thank you, thank you! Now, because I won, I get to prank you in your sleep!" He tried a maniacal laugh, but failed miserably, just sounding like a really off brand Doofenshmirtz. Phineas and Ferb, anyone?

A few hours later, we were tired and in our sleeping bags. They were in a diamond shape, with Keefe and I right next to each other. We all fell asleep within half an hour.

And the next day, we woke up with Sharpie mustaches and eyepatches all over our faces.

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