Anime x readers, One shots and lemons

Alright new update-

(This chapter is an Ohmage to my old comedy section, so I hope yall enjoy

Of course, you all came for smut but I'm trying to set up an actual schedule to update this story while still working on my original story as well and I'm sorry for the delays life just gets away from ya lol-

Yuki cross: FREEZE AUTHOR CHAN! (Yuki P.I) You're under arrest for not updating your x readers in a timely and constructed fashion! 

Me: YUKI WAIT ABOUT KANAME I CAN EXPLAIN! - -bonk-

Just like that the poor writer had found herself under a court of law after being incapacitated by Yuki.

I woke up to not just any courtroom but the ace attorney multiverse courtroom! and instead of being surrounded by my peers, I was surrounded by a select few anime characters and most were of my prosecution...

Everyone had been in unrest because the Author not only was being lazy with her updates, but she hadn't written about certain characters yet despite her promising to... 

The Judge is known as Santa: Hoho Ahem... I mean Alright what exactly is the problem Merry Christmas! dang, it...

Hanabusa: Your honor I realized that Author chan is a liar and a lazy cow that writes me as a slight homosexual when everyone knows if anything I would be bisexual! thank you very much. he slides over to the judge trying to put me in the brig while whispering to the judge that I said his grandson looked like the monopoly man!

Everyone gasped at Hanabusa's cruel accusations but not as loud as the shocked and appalled Speedwagon who of course was on the Author's side.

Speedwagon: Nooooo J- I mean IZZAYYYYYYYYYY he jumped at my defense because Phoenix had been sulking meditating on how he was going to turn the case around. But God it was looking pretty grim, I knew I was going to be sent to gay baby jail... 

That was his only defense it seemed because Jonathan hadn't been there my goose seemed to be cooked until Midoriya brought in the secret defense weapon! "WAIT!" He shouted in an out-of-breath and crying tone.

Jotoro: NoNOnO HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT GOBLIN BASTARD HERE! 

He was livid once he saw the disembodied head of his technical enemy but not arch enemy Dio Brando! and everyone was very confused about how he was able to still talk.

Dio: YES YES YES JOTORO IT IS I DIO 'COMING' TO THE DEFENSE OF THIS WENCH AND HER FAITH BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I'M BETTER THEN THE JOSTARS BAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Midoriya: Oh god... Oh, Jesus... Oh, Dios Miyo ... Midoriya's fear was international, yet he couldn't even speak Japanese because his fear was 'lost in translation (If ya know ya know). He shakingly set Dio down on the small table and the trial had truly begun. 

Hand crusher: Everyone settle down I demand order! *snaps* we need to have each of you talk in order and I can't do that if Midoriya keeps crying! Hand crusher was the bailiff and of course, he tried to remain neutral until Yuki snitched...

Yuki: OH YEAH! Do you think so!? she was going to write you as a bottom in your x reader a half-and-halfalf joke!

Author: NO I DID NOT YOUR HONOR I HAVE A WRITTEN DRAFT IN MY NOTEBOOK! IT'S UNMARKED BUT I WROTE HIM AS A SWITCH! I pulled out my notebook and Phoenix of course cheered and added many other drafts to prove my innocence.. so it seemed until Miles pulled out the big guns.

Miles: Oh? is that so? I have another document to present as evidence to prove that she is quite lazy and that she should go to baby jail (Miles is politically correct). Wright, I call Levi Ackerman to the stand as a witness to her rather heinous crimes.