Total Drama Group Chat

...Geoff?!

Geoff:

Cody: Dude, who IS that?!

Duncan: 👀

Courtney: Well, we know it's not Bridgette because she's still posting about their breakup on social media.

Beth: Yeah, and Bridgette doesn't paint her nails

Duncan: Damn, princess. That was cold💀

Courtney: Don't call my princess, ogre👹

Duncan: I can't decide if I like "Ogre" or "Neanderthal" better tbh

Trent: Whoaaaa Geoff, care to tell us what's going on?😏

Geoff: Can't, I'm busy rn

Harold: So you're just going to leave this cryptic post and not tell us anything? Smh.

DJ: My man, you have to tell us! Or at least me and Duncan. We're your killer bass pals🥺

Justin: I think I deserve to know. I'm really good at keeping secrets

Izzy: HAHAHAHA yeah right

Eva: TELL US WHO SHE IS. RIGHT NOW.

Noah: That won't work. He's too stupid to be afraid of you, Eva.

LeShawna: Guys, Bridgette's over my house crying because she saw this text! Shut up!

Heather: 😂

LeShawna: And that's funny HOW?!

Heather: She deserves it

Tyler: Oooh who is this?!

Owen: I wish I knew😔

LeShawna: Guys, I'm serious. Let's stop bringing attention to it. We should talk about something else

Bridgette: You know, Geoff, you could've posted that picture somewhere where I won't see it! I get it, you've moved on🙄

Geoff: That was the goal of this gc. To let you know that I have and that we don't stand another chance together

Bridgette: But you had to tell the WHOLE GROUP?!

Geoff: Well you cheated on me in front of the WHOLE WORLD, so I think I'm being nice

Bridgette: Omg, you're so petty

Geoff: I'M petty? HAHAHA that's funny

LeShawna: Alright, let's just stop this fighting guys.

Bridgette: How am I more petty than you? Huh? Where's your evidence?!

Geoff: Remember the time you trashed my surfboard just because I was looking at another girl?!

Beth: 😱

Bridgette: stfu about that. I never did something like that again

Geoff: Or when you threw a drink in my face because I said an actress was super hot?!

Bridgette: Again, that was ONE TIME. And who tf looks at other girls and talks about how hot other girls are when they're in a RELATIONSHIP?!

Geoff: WHO TF TRIES TO KISS A SEXY SPANISH GUY ON INTERNATIONAL TV AND ENDS UP KISSING A POLE?!?!

Geoff: AND YOU GOT YOUR TONGUE STUCK, SO YOU WERE GOING FOR THE FRENCH KISS!!!!

Bridgette: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Bridgette: You were literally over this until HEATHER brought it up!!!!

Geoff: I've had it on my mind for a while before then

Bridgette: ...Why didn't you tell me?

Geoff: Because you would've freaked out and stuff

Bridgette: No I wouldn't have!

Geoff: Uh, yeah you would too!

Bridgette: Nope, I wouldn't. But clearly you like someone else now. You don't have to rub it in my face!!!

Geoff:🤷🏼‍♂️

LeShawna: Geoff, why are you being so heartless?

Geoff: I'm not, I'm just done with Bridgette and her ridiculousness

LeShawna: You could've gone a little easier on her at least

Geoff: Well it's too late for that now, isn't it

Duncan: Geoff, can you tell me who the girl is? Please??🙏🏻

Geoff: We're not ready to tell everyone yet

Duncan: We'll I'm not everyone. Just tell me😏

Geoff: Sorry Duncan, but not yet✌🏼

Duncan: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh