the amazing spider-duck(man) | QUACKNAP

its really real now.

quackity woke up in sweat again. he finally felt at peace that he understood how his powers worked now.

but it was all becoming a bit too much so he decided to watch some tv. he flipped to the local news channel.

the news talked about the weather a little, it would be getting nicer as february was coming to an end.

finally it switched to the actual news.

"there has just been reports of a current robbery happening at the local bank."

quackity jumped up realizing this was his chance. he grabbed the suit and threw it on. he contemplated not doing it and backing out. but he knew someone had to save him.

he walks out his back door and looks around. he sees a building right next to his house he webs towards it and the web latches, instead of letting go like he usually does he holds onto it and yanks it. he is sent flying towards the building and he didn't plan on where to land. he shoots a web to the next building and repeats the process. finally he arrives close to the bank. he stays a close distance and tries to see in. he can hear alarms blaring from inside.

two people in black run out. they both have large bags that likely have money in it. quackity swings towards one and the other sees the boy and runs the opposite way, quackity would come after him later on. he lunges at the person and shoots a web. the web was large enough the send them crashing to the ground. they groan and turn around to see quackity standing above them.

"what the hell are you?!" they ask.

"i'm spider-man. and unfortunately i'm going to need that money back."

they try to get up and run but quackity shoots a web and uses it to bring the bag to himself. he then shoots another web to tie the robber up. he carries the robber to the front of the bank and uses another web to tie him to a pillar. he can hear police sirens so he trusts that they will find him. he tosses the money back inside the bank with a small note he had prewritten.

he then follows the path that the other robber had gone. he wasn't sure if they had taken any turns so he looks down all alleyways. there was no luck. he sighs.

"one out of two. that's a fucking win." he cheers before swinging back home.

he takes off the suit and has many bruises and cuts and burns. how he got them all? no idea. he turns the news on to see a live report of the bank.

"there must be a miracle here in LA. some person by the name of spider-man captured the robber in webs and left him in front of the bank. spider-man returned the money in the bank and left a note introducing himself as our new hero of the city. apparently there was two robbers at the scene. it seems our superhero is fresh and can't take two at once. will we see more of this spider-man? we'll see!"

quackity rolls his eyes.

"no shit i can't take two people at once! i don't even know what i'm doing!" he yells. he turns off his tv and sighs.

he looks at his phone to see that it's a thursday. his eyes widen realizing his date tomorrow. he groans. his body aches and looks torn apart.

he then receives a text from karl. it's a video.

it's a recording of spider-man. someone saw him swinging around the buildings. it was a crappy video but it was obvious.

karl then adds a message.

isn't this the design i sent you??

quackity was fucked. what does he say to that?

what the hell is that?

he decided to play dumb.

have you been sleeping all day again or what?? he's trending everywhere! he stopped a bank robbery. his name is spider-man and it seems like it might be your friend.

quackity didn't plan to have issues with his identity so early.

like some vigilante?

he just had to keep pushing the dumbness.

like a superhero quackity!

quackity smiled at karls fondness of spider-man. he had his first fan.

sounds like a whole bunch of bs. that video could be fake too. idk feels off that's all.

you can't be spiderman if you don't believe in him.

what a party pooper >:(! but i know it's late and your gonna go to sleep soon so i'll let you go.

quackity frowned. it was quite early and he was hoping to talk more.

ouch, trying to get rid of me already?

his body continued to ache and he wasn't sure how he was going to make the superhero thing a habit.

well that's what you do with me so just wanted to make it easy for you,

quackity wasn't sure where karl was growing this attitude and bitterness but it wasn't him.

if you're seeing someone and you want to cut me off just tell me karl. this bitchy attitude isn't you okay. i want to talk with the sweet karl who i met those years ago.

quackity was in too much pain to sugarcoat the situation.

that karl doesn't want to put up with your bi-polar ass. all you do is pick and choose when you want to talk with me. and you always say it's work but when it comes to sapnap he always says that he's talking with you, how's that?? just say that you fucking like him.

quackity was growing tired which would be a problem if karl was going to keep up with this.

if you like him than tell him instead of lashing out at me. if your going to grow balls with me grow balls with him too.

his hands were becoming tired and his body was relaxing and adjusting to the pain.

oh come on quackity you know i don't want a relationship with sapnap and i told you that so many times but you're so self centered that you don't even remember me telling you that. honestly i just wish you could open your eyes for once. i've liked you for so long and i made it so obvious. you even gave me mixed signals. i mean who calls with someone all the time and can say they don't have even the smallest crush on the other person. but i don't even care if you like me because you're such a bad person.

quackity read the first few words before drifting off to sleep.