BTS Oneshots 1

How to flirt with your grumpy wife -JHS

Pairing: CEO!Jung Hoseok x Female reader

Summary: After sending your daughter to school, your husband doesn't have plans to go to work. Instead, he wants to go inside you.

Warnings: Grumpy reader, sekshi time interrupted.

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Still in your long black satin robe, you rolled your eyes before trying to push away your husband who was sticking to your body like glue.

"For hell's sake, Hoseok! Get off me" you hissed, being the grumpy wife to your sunshine husband like always.

"No" the cute voice said and you could feel the pout as he buried his face in your neck.

"Freaking seriously?!" you asked in disbelief at the five year old kid in the body of a twenty eight year old man with an undercut. Well, that's supposed to look hot.

"I want more cuddles, kisses, and lots of love" Hoseok said while trying to wrap his legs around your waist.

"Hello! Annyeonghaseyo!" the hyped up voice said before entering the living room.

Cursing under your breath, you turned your head to the side and found your elder brother looking at you and your husband like, "Woah".

Hoseok stopped struggling to hug you and pulled away, embarrassment clearly visible on his face.

"Morning sex?" Jackson asked curiously and you rolled your eyes with the same salty look on your face.

You're more like your cousin brother, Min Yoongi. The I don't give a sh*t, I don't give a f-ck type.

"Wang Jackson ahjussi who eats dumplings!" another voice exclaimed, coming downstairs.

"My niece!" your brother exclaimed while running towards the stairs, lifting up your daughter in his arms as they immediately started to talk about something discreetly.

"What are you both talking about?" you asked, uninterested.

"We are planning to kill fourteen thousand people and a donkey" Eunmi, your daughter, said as she turned to you.

"Why a donkey?" Hoseok asked confusedly.

"See. I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people" Jackson said and you sighed before walking forward.

"Those fourteen thousand people have their families to care about them. But the donkey may not" you stated, getting the six year old in your arms.

"So, appa cares about the donkey because they both are family?" the little girl asked while tilting her head to the side innocently and you laughed out a little.

"I've heard that Hobi looks like a horse. A donkey is new" your brother said while Hoseok glared at him.

Eunmi jumped into her father's arms, kissing his cheek and keeping him from tackling your brother to the floor.

"Cupcake, would you like Wang Jackson ahjussi who eats dumplings to take you to school today?" Hoseok asked and Eunmi nodded with a bright smile.

"My little sunshine is so cute" he added, kissing her head with heart eyes and a cute smile, before letting her down on the floor as she got her schoolbag from the couch, running to her Wang Jackson ahjussi who eats dumplings.

Kissing the top of Eunmi's head, you smiled as she waved at you before starting to walk away by herself.

"Wang Jackson ahjussi who eats dumplings, let's go to school!" she shouted while pulling her Wang Jackson ahjussi who eats dumplings, along with her.

As soon as the sound of the front door closing was heard, Hoseok took enough time to let his mind register that underneath that black robe, you were just in your undergarments.

A cocky look appeared on his face, and it definitely didn't go unnoticed by you.

"Stop dreaming. You've to go for work" you snapped at your husband.

"Yeah, but I'm the CEO" he said, loosening his tie and removing his blazer which then went flying across the huge living room.

"I'm gonna kill you" you said in a low but stern voice as Hoseok pushed you on the couch, making you sit as he stood in front of you.

"Do you know how hot you look in this robe?" he started. "I swear to god, I can get an orgasm just by looking at your body, kitten. You're so hot that I'd let you choke me on any holy day" he said before slowly untying the cincture of your robe.

"So, now that you've looked at my body, you can go" you said bluntly as the man in front of you, manged to take off your robe and throw it on the floor.

"Naw~ Don't be so grumpy" Hoseok pouted a little before making you lay on the couch as he hovered above you.

"Do you remember your face when you found out that you were my first kiss?" your husband asked, trying to be romantically flirty.

"Do you remember your face when you cried after finding out that you were my first kiss too?" you asked back.

"They were happy tears" Hoseok mumbled. "Now help me take off my clothes" he said while unbuttoning his shirt which was always the moment when you'd shut up and let him take complete control over you.

Time skip to ten minutes later~

Yep. Still on the couch.

Swearing for the nth time, you opened your eyes that were closed tightly, nails digging on the skin of your husband's back which was also a fine piece of art like any other part of his body.

And then your eyes widened as Hoseok was still thrusting inside you, his hands gripping your waist.

"DADDY!" you yelled, making him smirk slyly as he buried his face deeper in your neck.

"That's right, baby girl. Keep screaming for daddy" your husband demanded in his husky but deep voice.

"WhatdafVck" the familiar voice said and the man on top of you practically froze.

Hoseok's eyes widened as he pulled away to look at your face and then to the side.

There stood your daddy, and I mean it in the least kinky way.

For a moment, your husband's mind went blank as he was still trying to process all the events that were happening.

On realizing, Hoseok screamed, took his shirt from the floor, throwing it on you as he fell back to hide his naked body behind the couch, his arms wrapped around his chest, still screaming.

Your father, still in a shocked state from what he just witnessed, placed a file on the coffee table. Hoseok asked for the file and your father brought it here, knowing that your husband doesn't go to work until another hour later, after your brother forgot about the file.

As your dad looked like he was ready to leave, while the naked man behind the couch stopped screaming, you decided to speak up.

"D-Daddy" you called him, covering your body with Hoseok's shirt.

He looked into your eyes with an unreadable expression before speaking.

"If you ever call me daddy again, I'm giving you up for adoption" your father said, turning around and leaving the house, scarred for the rest of his life.

As you heard the front door closing, indicating that your father had left, you turned back and glared at your husband, jaw clenched.

Smiling innocently and batting his eyelashes, Hoseok jumped back on the couch, pulling you to his lap.

"You always call me daddy when we make baby sparkles" he tried explaining. "Please forgive me" he added while leaving endless kisses on your shoulder.

"I can make it right" your husband said and pulled you into a kiss, making you smile a bit as you kissed him back.

You love him after all.