Pairing: Poly!BTS x Female reader
Summary: They'll say you are bad, or perhaps you are mad, or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare if you would dare to think you can love more than one lover. But who cares about what the others say? Underneath, it's all the same love.
Warnings: Mafia!BTS, slightly yandere.
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"Hey! Cowards, you tell me that you're in the mafia, and yet you tie me up like this in (definitely a) basement. Let me go!" you screeched, struggling as your forearms were tied to the armrests of the wooden chair, blindfolded.
"Look, the world may fear you. But I will not! I just finished my ballet classes of Black Swan, and I demand food! I'm an orphan with the soul of a true ballerina and Nina Sayers. I'm more than just a picture, I was once a daughter, and a babysitter-"
"Cute" you heard a chuckle.
"Dude, I'm being serious right now. You could just have anyone else out there. Why me?"
"Because no one else deserves us" you heard the sweet, honeyed, distinctive tone.
"Just sign this thing and we'll untie you" a calm voice said, and you felt the owner of that voice standing right in front of you.
Your great escape.
"Okay, fine" you huffed. "I'll sign whatever it is."
"Good girl" a soft but lazy voice said as you felt a pen getting placed in between your fingers.
"Yep, perfect. Just sign it like you memorized" the deep voice said and you did as you were told.
And a minute later, your blindfold was taken off, hands untied and your sight was given back to you.
A man with a bright smile, started talking, pointing to the others. "That's Jin hyung, the chef. Yoongi hyung, the hacker. Jimin, a doctor. I'm Hoseok, your hope and dance tutor. Namjoon and Jungkook are the assassins, and Taehyung is the alien."
"And together, we're your husbands" the seven men said in unison and you blinked your eyes.
"What the flip flop? I'm not married!" you exclaimed and Taehyung gave you a twisted grin.
"You just signed our marriage certificate, honey" Jungkook said, smirking like the six other men.
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Lesson learnt: Always, I mean- always, read anything carefully before signing it.
"Baby, do you know about this thing where a baby can have more than one biological father?" Jimin asked as he kissed your temple. "We'll do that and our kids will have a mother, and seven fathers."
What the frog.
"Like, if I have a baby and you do a DNA test, it'd still match with all the seven of you?" you asked, a bit unsure and he nodded with his eye smile.
"Your eyes disappeared again" you mumbled, not sure if that was supposed to happen.
"Dummy" Yoongi muttered with a smile, flicking your forehead slightly as he sat on the other side.
Placing a kiss to your lips and then Jimin's, he threw his head back on the headboard, groaning in annoyance as Taehyung jumped on him for canoodling.
"Do you think that I'm crazy to fall in love with my kidnappers?" you asked as the alien fell back on the bed.
You wonder how they got this huge bedroom ready with a huge bed that could let, like, ten full grown adults sleep on it.
"We're crazy, sweetheart. And you can't reach the peak by being normal" Jungkook said as he carried you away from the three others, (and it's wattpad so, anything can happen).
"Where are we going?" you asked as the boys followed you downstairs.
"Movie night" Hoseok beamed while jumping out of nowhere and running to the home theater room where Jin was waiting with a lot of snacks, and Namjoon with a tray of half burnt cookies.
"Hobi honey, it's not movie night. This is the BuzzFeed unsolved marathon, because Y/n loves to ship Shyan" Jimin said as you all settled on the movie couch.
You (somehow) sat on Jungkook and Jin's lap, Jimin and Taehyung on either side, Namjoon and Hoseok laying their heads on your lap, Yoongi sitting in between your legs, his head on your stomach.
"Little baby swan, you get scared easily. So hold us, okay?" Namjoon said and you nodded while your baby sunshine massaged your feet gently, knowing that it hurt from the ballet practice this afternoon.
Mama hope taught him a lot of things.
Much, much later~
"Wait! So, you're telling me that Taetae and Taehyung are the same person?" you asked in disbelief and Jin nodded.
Their duality. This is why you have trust issues.
"Fu-"
"Nuh uh. No one's swearing in this household" Jin said while shushing you.
"Jisoos Christ" you mumbled while looking at everyone in the room, counting. "Only seven?"
"Yeah" Yoongi said as he shoved the popcorn in his mouth as Namjoon held you protectively. "You think she's yours, Namjoon? She isn't. It's just your turn" he muttered.
And the saga continues.
"I don't belong to anyone, okay? I belong to myself" you snapped, kicking the head of the pale skinned man who sat in front of the couch.
Namjoon slipped his head from your shoulder and slid out of Jin's arms, shuffling down to the floor.
He could've complained before but Yoongi just nodded and kissed the back of his neck, snuggling a little tighter into each other.
Jungkook leaned down for a quick peck from your and Jimin's lips, starting to squirm and somehow ending up on Jin's lap.
And there's just no point in arguing with what was going on in everyone's mind.
"Yeah, okay. Not in the home theater room" Hoseok interrupted your thoughts, clapping his hands for attention.
"That's right," Taehyung agreed. "But why?" he asked Jimin.
"Why not?" Jungkook asked back, and the night continued on as expected.
You know every single one of them now. Gave them your love. They took comfort that you were here and they were not alone.
And a smile found its way to your lips, realizing that the men unconsciously passed on the kiss they'd received not long before, all its intimacy and promise, all its love. A message like a song, and just as important.
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