Untouchable // Daemon // Aemond x Jurassic Park crossover
'She is a child.'
'She is a foot taller than you.'
'A tall child.' Tyrion said.
"Five is a child and still shorter than you." Storm remarked.
"Why are you here?"
"Moral support?" Storm offered.
"No you are here before Podrick is here." Tyrion corrected.
"well having a normal, or I should say westeros normal job is a strange concept to me."
"What do you do?" Bronn asked.
"Kick ass." Storm offered.
"She is wonderful." Podrick agreed softly.
"He is smitten." Tyrion remarked. "I want that look. I want that look of she is the whole fucking world, the whole universe!" Tyrion declared. "That is how Podrick looks at Storm." Storm looked to Podrick and he blushed but she got up moving closer to him and kissing him fiercely.
"I want that!" Tyrion whined. Podrick pulled Storm to him holding her in his lap. "That!" Tyrion pointed a finger at them. "I want that!"
"Sorry, My lord. She is mine." Podrick remarked then he hesitated. "I mean, not if you dont want to be. I mean you are very much your own person." Podrick remarked as Storm glanced back at him. "But I mean... I'm sorry-" But Storm kissed him again cutting him off and his grip tightened on her.
"You're a Lord she's a lady, Pod is Pod and Storm is magnificent.' Bronn reminded him winking back at Storm but she wasnt paying him any attention 'and a beauty at that.'
'Shae is not going to like it.' tyrion remarked his gaze still on Storm and Podrick. He didnt understand. Pod was a good lad but Storm was magical and yet she was all over Podrick.
'Shae is a whore. Are you going to marry her?' Bronn questioned 'How did marrying a whore turn out for the first time?'
" I never should've told you about that.' Tyrion remarked.
"I want to hear that story." Storm remarked turning in Podricks lap.
"No." Tyrion said immediately.
'You want Shae keep her, wed one bed the other.' Bronn that 'all you have to do is get a son in the stark girl he will be Lord of Winterfell one day and you can rule the north in his name you will have two women and a whole kingdom of your own.' Bronn remarked.
'Two women who despise me and a whole kingdom to join them.' Tyrion corrected
'You can waste time trying to get people to love you, you will end up the most popular dead man in town.' Bronn said pouring them all another drink.
"That is very true." Storm agreed. "I still need to hear the marrying a whore story though."
'you wanna fuck that stark girl you just don't want to admit it.' Bronn added.
"Isnt she like 14?" Storm asked confused.
"15... almost." Bronn corrected.
'I do not pay you to put evil notions in my head.' Tyrion said. 'The ones in my head don't need the company.'
'No you pay me to kill the people that bother you.' Bronn told him 'evil notions come free.'
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'You look radiant your grace.'
'Radiant... right radiant..' Cersei said looking Margaery over.
'It's the word that came to mind.' Margaery told her. 'We are to be sister shouldn't we be friends?' she added grabbing onto Cersei's arm.
'Your musical girl aren't you imagine you have a lovely voice.'
'A better dancer than a singer I'm afraid.' Margaery said
'But you know the rains of Castamere?'
'Of course they play it so often here at court.' Margaery agreed. It was a lovely banquet, a lovely feast, a lovely party, perfect time to try and get a read on Cersei and how difficult she would make Margaery's life at the capitol.
'So you know the story of house reyne of Castamere?'
'Not as well as you I'm sure.' Margaery said sweetly.
'House rayne was a powerful family very wealthy second wealthiest and Westeros now the Tyrells the second wealthiest family Westeros now of course ambitious climbers don't stop on the second highest rung, only you could get that final steps further than all the rest you would be alone with nothing but blue sky above you.' Cersei told her as they walked the room. 'So Lord Rayne built a castle as grand as Casterly rock he gave his wife diamonds larger than any woman ever wore and finally one day he rebelled against my father do you know where House rayne is now?'
'Gone.' Margaery said simply.
'Gone,' she agreed.
"Take the night off!" Storm declared pulling Podrick to her. "Tyrion, Podrick is mine for the night, you can wipe your ass for the night right?" Storm mused.
"Storm!" Podrick declared.
"Yes, be happy in and love." Tyrion agreed pouring another drink.
"See!" Storm countered pulling Podrick to her. "Enjoy, live, let me show you how to live." Storm offered.
"You are something else Storm." Podrick whispered as she wrapped her arms around his neck as his hands wrapped around her waist.
"You have been everyone elses yes boy for too long." Storm remarked. "My father would have loved you." Storm added leaning her head into him.
"Yeah?" Podrick asked holding her closer as they swayed.
"He loved my power, not my attitude." Storm remarked. "Luthor was the yes boy. Always wanted to do good for him. But he was never enough. Father loved my power, loved how I could cause so much damage for his benefit, but I was, still am the rebel. Let me lead you to the dark side."
"You don't want to come into the light?" Podrick mused.
"No, no, this is more fun." Storm assured her lips connecting with his as she pulled him closer.
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Treacherous // Podrick Payne
FanfictionSomething always goes wrong with the umbrella academy like landing themselves in a whole new reality. Westeros. ☂ Podrick meets a woman that leaves him completely speechless with her confidence and charisma but she is much more than a pretty face...
