"welcome to 2019 Podrick." Storm announced once he got his footing.
"Again, I'm right here." Tyrion declared but his words faded as he looked around.
"Is this magic?" Podrick questioned.
"Sort of." Storm admitted. ''Im sure everything is though compared to westeros." Podrick stared back at her in awe. ''You alright?'' Storm asked bringing a hand to his cheek.
''Im fantastic.'' Podrick agreed kissing her. Tyrion turned back as the vortex closed to see Tywin's face gone white before he disappeared.
"I'm fucking free!" Tyrion declared happily. "And need a drink."
''Storm!'' Klaus declared and storm pulled away from podrick running to her siblings. ''We really could have used you.'' Klaus said hugging her tight. ''Oh-'' he looked to podrick and Tyrion as they took everything in of this new world. ''Who is your handsome little friends?''
''Alli! Luthor!'' Storm declared as klaus walked up to podrick. ''Where is Vonya? and Diego?''
''Storm!''
''V! It is good to see everyone! To hug everyone!'' Storm declared.
"I didnt know we could bring back strays," Diego remarked.
"Where did you end up, I was with them for years." Storm countered. "They are not strays, Podrick is my soulmate and the little-"
"You really have no manors in any realm." Tyrion offered she smiled sweetly back at him.
''Seriously storm who was your friends?'' Klaus asked again.
''Where did you end up? Did five tell you where he landed us?" Storm asked incredulously.
''Get over it you are home and brought your puppy with.'' Five reminded her.
''My pupp- oh!'' Storm turned around a big smile on her face. ''This is Podrick Payne.''
"Again, it's like im invisible in all universes.' Tyrion remarked.
"And the little one with the bad attitude considering I was going to take down a fucking mountain to save his ass," Storm gave Tyrion a pointed look. "Is Tyrion Lannister."
"Yes, a great introduction." Tyrion agreed.
''Lovely to meet you my ladies and my lords.'' Podrick said politely and Klaus collapsed with laughter
''What the fuck?''
''Where did you end up?'' Storm asked again. ''I was in the year..." her face scrunched up as she tried to remember.
"300," Podrick answered.
"Yes, like, I know right." Storm declared.
"300?" Luthor countered.
"Year 300." Storm declared. "Year three, zero, zero." Alison blinked back at her perplexed. "- with lords and ladies and queens and fucking dragons!"
"You fucked a dragon?'' Klaus asked intrigued
''No. Fuck off,'' storm said laughing. ''Lets eat some real food! God, you guys the food there," Storm grabbed podricks hand her fingers interlaced with his as they walked. "-Do keep up Tyrion." Storm instructed.
"So podrick was it?'' Klaus pulled him into his side storms fingers still woven with his. ''What are your intentions with my sister?''
''Klaus.'' Storm groaned
''Have you defiled her?'' Klaus went on.
"Klaus.'' Storm hissed
''Entered her and stolen her innocence?'' Klaus mused and Podricks smile faltered.
"I havent been innocent for a long while.'' Storm reminded him.
''You did. You did didnt you?'' Klaus pushed and storm rolled her eyes.
''Hes a great fuck now leave him be.'' Storm demanded pulling podrick to her. ''Ignore him, Oh Klaus do ask Tyrion about the time he married a whore and that his twin siblings fuck each other and put bastards on the throne." Klaus stared back at Tyrion.
"Yes, my family seems more messed up then whatever this is." Tyrion agreed.
"Why did you leave?" Klaus countered. "This place sounds amazing!"
"Oh lets get deep dish im starving for pizza-" Storm begged.
"Lactose intolerant,'' luthor reminded her
''Fuck off. Im willing to suffer after what ive been through oh and you know what else i want pea-''
''Peanut butter mnms,'' five said holding a package out to her.
''I could kiss you!'' Storm declared taking the mnms from him. Five puckered his lips but she kissed the mnm packaging.
''What a let down.'' Diego sniggered. ''Beat by candy.''
''He is used to it.'' Storm assured ripping open the package. She put one of her tongue and thought she would melt on the spot. She moaned relaxing into the taste. ''Open.'' Storm said and podrick stared at her She stuck her finger into his mouth pulling his jaw down gently and putting an mnm inside before letting go. She waited as his eyes went wide.
''Thats really good.'' Podrick said as luthor opened the door.
''Honey you aint seen nothing yet." Storm assured. As they sat down podrick looked around at the contentment of the Hargreeves family. How ending the apocalypse and a reunion with two men from another realm didnt seem all that messed up to them. How the siblings started talking as though it had been a day and they were just catching up. ''You alright?'' Storm whispered leaning into him.
''Yeah.'' Podrick agreed kissing her gently.
''You think this could be home?'' Storm asked hopefully
"Home is whenever I'm with you."
"He is so cheesy." Diego remarked as Storm leaned into Podrick.
"And I love it." she assured. "Guys... what the fuck is that?" they peered out the window.
"Sparrow Academy?"
"I thought you were the umbrella academy." Tyrion recalled.
"Who the hell are the sparrows?"
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Treacherous // Podrick Payne
FanfictionSomething always goes wrong with the umbrella academy like landing themselves in a whole new reality. Westeros. ☂ Podrick meets a woman that leaves him completely speechless with her confidence and charisma but she is much more than a pretty face...
