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'Looks like a dull reading.' Bronn remarked.
'you think all reading is still dull reading.' Tyrion reminded him
'That is an opinion I share with some of the finest men I know.'
'The history of the seven kingdoms was written in these pages.' Tyrion told him.
'Mr. twat Beard has written a bunch of numbers to hide what he's really up to?' Bronn questioned.
'Unless he made it all up.' Tyrion agreed 'yes Podrick do keep up.' Tyrion said as Podrick wield a stack of books, in a cart behind them. 'podrick.'
'coming my lord.' Podrick answered.
'After a long conversation with my colleague ser Bronn I have finally found a suitable reward for my services don't worry what you consider might be reasonable tell me pod...' Tyrion pushed open the door 'have you ever been with a woman?'
'No my Lord.' Podrick answered
'Genna specializes in first time.' Tyrion said.
'She's not bad with second time was either.' Bronn said as a naked woman was revealed behind the bed
'My Lord?' Podrick said confused
'Fair enough payment for my would be killers face don't you think?' Tyrion went on 'Now as it happens Bree is quite a spear handler herself.' another naked woman a red head this time 'she's here to thank you for being by my side as the battle raged all around you.'
'He is handsome you didn't tell me he is handsome.' bree said
'And Kelly is here from famous from here to the Valantis.' Tyrion told him. 'she is one of four women in the world who can perform Amiranes mount.' The woman started to contort acrobatics in front of Podrick
'My Lord she is...'
'She is here to thank you for being A respectful fellow who has never once failed to address me as my Lord.' Tyrion put a pouch of gold down 'be back in time for my supper.' Tyrion said
'Brace yourself lad.' Bronn said as they walked out pushing the books.
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''Five this is gross. '
''You dont have to be here.'' Five reminded her
''A whore house.'' Storm remarked with a chuckle. ''Every man childs dream.''
''Hey I have needs.'' Five reminded her.
''You are a child.'' Storm corrected. ''Your needs should be chocolate and realizing you can touch yourself. Not having others touch you.'' Storm mused
''Fuck off.'' Five grumbled.
''Old man cranky pants. watch out ladies'' Storm declared.
''Go away.'' Five grumbled shoving Storm back.
'I'm sorry my lady.' Podrick said bumping into storm.
''I dont think I'm a my lady.'' Storm remarked with a chuckle. 'I'm not a whore though.''
''I didn't think so.'' Podrick assured.
'I'm dropping my little brother off.'' Storm didnt know why she felt like she had to explain what she was doing in such a fine establishment but she did.
''My lord brought me here. I've never been before.'' Podrick told her.
''You seem happy.' Storm remarked. ''They tickle your fancy?'' Podrick blushed. ''Awe you're adorable. Little ole me making you blush.'' Storm chuckled.
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Treacherous // Podrick Payne
FanfictionSomething always goes wrong with the umbrella academy like landing themselves in a whole new reality. Westeros. ☂ Podrick meets a woman that leaves him completely speechless with her confidence and charisma but she is much more than a pretty face...
