「 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑? 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍? 」
Scaramouche was known to have a foul mouth that spat haughtily and eyes full of judgment. Now take someone like Y/n, and you'll have another sharp mouth, shrouded in mock submiss...
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it's okey guys im alive ;> (i think)
♥
"I have to go. Thank you for everything." Y/n lingered by the wooden door. The pungent fragrance of crushed herbs and various spices filled the cozy room. The sound of a pestle grinding against a wooden mortar slowly came to a halt.
Tighnari smiled warmly before closing his eyes as if he knew this moment was going to come. After putting a roof over her head and checking up on her for many consecutive days that he doesn't recall at all, Y/n felt like he was at least a brother to her.
"Best of luck."
She grinned back and waved before sprinting out. Jumping down from the wooden bridges to uneven, wet land, she could only think of one thing.
I need to be there for him. But first and foremost, I need to obliterate someone's ass.
She whistled after a merchant's cart heading to Sumeru City, tossing a bag of mora which the merchant giddily accepted. When she hopped on the cart chewing on a fresh green leaf out of curiosity, the sun was already halfway through the horizon. By the time she arrived in the city, the one person she despised and looked forward to the most would be there.
Y/n whistled a melodic tune, skillfully slipping three poker cards out of her sleeve. Three seconds later, a Fatui soldier landed in front of her on the wooden cart, startling the merchant who was riding a horse at full speed.
"It's fine. Focus on getting to the city ASAP," Y/n reassured the man, to which he nodded nervously as the hooded Fatui soldier slowly raised his head for orders.
"He's there?"
"Yes. I've received a report from his men that he is now in the city. I imagine he must be heading toward the Akademiya by now."
"Good. We have three of us there so the more the merrier," Y/n chuckled. "These Sumerian fools won't know what's coming! You may go now."
The Fatui disappears in a flash and Y/n lets out a breath of relief. Her subordinates didn't know she held an immense grudge against Dottore because she knew what happened between him and Scaramouche in the past. He was him and she could not bear the fact that Dottore had murdered his close friend and lied to him right after, fostering a devastating misunderstanding for his own amusement and benefit.
"Despicable bastard..." Y/n mumbled under her breath, rage pooling in her chest.
Meanwhile, the merchant heard her words and gulped, praying the "bastard" wasn't him.
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An unnervingly cheerful crowd greeted Lumine as she slowly walked towards the Academiya entrance. Paimon and Katherine (Nahida) trailed behind, bewilderment and worry flashed across their faces.
"Ah, the triumphant hero returns at last," a grand voice announced. "And to a rather spectacular welcome, if I do say so myself."
"You're..." Nahida gasped as Dottore leisurely walked ahead of the cheering Sumeru people.
"YOU FUCK FACE SON OF A XXXXX!!! I WILL XXXXXX AND XXXXX YOUR ASS BEFORE PLUCKING YOUR SKIN AND XXXXXXXXXX, YOU BETTER STAY RIGHT THERE CUZ I AM SO COMING FOR YOUR PRETENTIOUS ASS, YOU MOTHERTRUCKER!!!"
Y/n's boisterously loud holler echoed as silence fell upon the cheering crowd. They all seemed to shut down for a solid minute as Dottore's mouth was left slightly open at the problematic outburst that left the crowd speechless.
"...the outcast," Nahida completed her sentence barely audible.
"Indeed I am, though people now call meー"
"A BIG FAT LIAR THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE NOW SHUT YO YAPPIN' AND PUT YO HANDS UP. I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW HANDS. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HUHHH???" Y/n created a huge ice gun before aiming it at Dottore. His mouth closed and his head tilted forward, seeming to become more irritated as Y/n disrupted his grand appearance.
However, he inhaled once more and began walking right to left in a slow-paced manner, as if Y/n did not faze him at all.
"If you're looking for your researcher friend, she is already in confineー"
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY AND Z NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP," Y/n half screamed and sang with a wild grin. Literally seeing the man's mask and hearing his voice drove her insane. She could only imagine him performing painful and torturous experiments on Scaramouche and her head would flare up as if telling her to make him pay the same way.
Lumine could only stare at the crazed woman in front of her in shock. Not only once by her sudden appearance but twice and thrice by the words that came from her mouth in such a disadvantaged situation.
And weren't they co-workers?
"My, my, Joker. I gave you three chances..." Dottore gravely said. "Go forth." His fingers spread in front of him and the Sumeru residents who were under his control began dawdling toward Lumine and the Joker like zombies.
While Lumine and Paimon retreated, Nahida who was disguised as Katherine revealed her power. Y/n stayed put, knowing what was about to occur.
"Joker! Are you not coming?" Lumine looked back, worried. She didn't want to reveal her real name in front of the others so she refrained from saying Y/n.
"Go on, bestie. You do not want to get caught up in this." Y/n looked back and mustered a grin. Lumine nodded and she ran off with Paimon, who eventually glanced back at her in concern.
"So, you must be the God of Wisdom..." Dottore walked toward Nahida as the people around them stopped in their tracks.
"Shouldn't you be paying attention to me?" Y/n scowled. She didn't bother using her cryo abilities because she knew he might use the people he manipulated as a defense. What she did do, however, was swiftly move into his space and raise her right leg. She swung her knee toward his crotch, eyes wide in anticipation of hearing him cry out in pain as his balls were crushed.
"Did you really think it was that easy?" Dottore snickered, stepping back swiftly and grabbing the lower half of her leg with delight. "You would make a great specimen..."
"Do not touch me. You disgust me." She then leans back, her arm raised and ready to punch the man in front of her. However, her fist was caught as well.
"I haven't had this much patience in a long time. You certainly amuse me." Dottore smirked. Y/n just wanted to wipe that nasty smile off his face. She then spun her head around, making sure her hair slapped his mouth with her luscious strands before spitting on his mask.
"Oh yeah? How you like me now, huh?" Y/n laughed savagely before head-bumping him as hard as she could, catching him off guard. He released his hold on her leg and stumbled back, gritting his teeth.
"Yeah, that's what I thought. Go suck my peepee biattcchhhhー" Y/n's voice faltered and soon faded when she felt a prick on her arm. She looked down to see a syringe and her vision became blurry.
