"Who's that?" Ronnie asked. He was looking at a man, who was sleeping in their carriage.
"Remove-cuss Johnny Loopin', he's prob the DADA poofessor" Hermy girl answered.
"How come you know everything?"
"Because, Mr. Biggy Pants W.W., I am smart and I'm da Bossy Pants, so y'all better kneel down before me or taste my wrath!
"Oh just kidding, I read the name tag on his suitcase, idiot!" Hermy girl rolled her eyes like Max Mayfield, which she practiced in front of the mirror for twelve hours straight.
"Ah Mah Gawwwddd! I can't breathe!" Pottah suddenly yelled.
"Mee toooo!" Ronnie shrieked.
"Me three!" Hermy shouted.
"There's fog everywhere and my heart is freezing! Not like I had a heart in the first place! And even if I did, it would be a cold one anyways!"
"NEVER FEAR! REMOVE-CUSS IS HERE! Oh wait, lemme do it again. NEVER FEAR! CUSS IS HERE!" Remove-cuss yelled and acted like a hero.
"POOFESSOR LOOPIN'! THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!"
"And what about the children on the train?"
"YEAH, BUT WE ONLY CARE ABOUT THE ONES READING THIS!"
"LOOPIN'! MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!"
"SHUT THE BEEP UP DRACO! NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR SO-CALLED FATHER!"
"Wait, WHAT???!!! DAD?? AM I ADOPTED??? EXPLAIN!!!"
"THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!"
"YOU ACT LIKE I CARE, POTTAH, AND STOP CALLING ME DRACO! WHAT? YOU SCARED OF TEENY LITTLE DEMENTORS???"
"THERE ARE DEMENTORS???? OHMIGODMAN I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!! MOMMY! DRACO'S SCARING ME!"
"OH BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A MOM, DO YOU?"
"HEY! You're setting a bad example for the children- wait, is damn a bad word or not? Whateves, I'm sending another angry letter to J.K. Rowling anyways."
Cuss- uhh... Remove-cuss rose up like a hero and did a lot of heroic stuff (just like his name) to defeat the dementors and stuff. Meanwhile, Harry was busy fainting, but Hermy and Ronnie were blown away by Cuss.
"HEY! STOP GIVING PEOPLE BAD IDEAS!" Harry shouted to the narrator, stopping his "faint" for a second.
Whatever. Does it look like I give a daaaaaaaaaaaaa-
"I'M WARNING YOU!" By now, Harry was fuming.
aaaaandelion...
"That's better!"
You know what? This is my story and I can do whatever I want with it. I don't care about some beeping Hairy Otter.
"I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU DARE!"
Too late, too bad, too sad. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Cuss. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
"THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS YOU MORON!"
What. E. Ver!
Anyways, Hermy and Ronnie were blown away by Remove as he did a cool karate kick right in the dementor's, um... the private part behind. And it was right in the butthole too- OH UH I MEAN... UHH... actually, there is no child-friendly synonym for... the word mentioned above.
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Harry Potter 2
FanfictionThis goddamn series took 10 years, 9 Weasleys, 8 movies, 7 books, 6 Hogwarts years, 5 escapes, 4 directors, 3 friends, and 2 dumbledores to make. This must be good! Or is it? The Malfoy family is really bad at naming their kids. I mean, come on! Dra...
