"That's very nice and all, but why is it called the Order of the Peacock?" Harry asked Serious.
"Because, my dear Harry, PEACOCKS ARE PRETTY AND I LIKE THEM!"
"Okaaaaaayyyy... but why not something cool. Like the Order of the Dragon or something?"
"DRAGONS ARE TOO SCARY!" Serious whimpered and hid behind Cuss, who whimpered even more than Serious.
Scaredy-cats.
"I HEARD THAT!"
I'm just telling the truth.
"I HEARD THAT TOO!"
No one cares. Anyways back on the story.
"I could see them since my first day here (which is like, today), you're just as sane as I am (which is like, I'm not sane at all)." Luna beamed at Harry.
"Everyone, this is Loony-" Hermy stopped mid-way through and looked at Luna awkwardly.
"WAIT! CUT! Didn't you say her name was Loony?" Harry yelled at the narrator, again.
Yeah, but she doesn't like it, so no.
"THAT'S UNFAIR!"
And? I don't care.
"Okay, so we need to go to the ministry, find the prophecy, and there's no way in heck you can come with us!" Harry whined.
"Meanie!"
"He's a bully!"
"MOM! HARRY'S BULLYING US!"
"OKAY OKAY OKAY you guys can come but just don't... embarass me!" Harry rolled his eyes.
"OH SO NOW WE'RE AN EMBARASSMENT???"
"NO NO NO GENIE REALLY! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I'M SORRY! PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Harry pleaded.
Genie glared at him and walked past him, "let's go."
*5 minutes later*
"Hand over the prophecy," Lucius demanded, extending his hand out, "or your little friends die."
Luna, Hermy, Ronnie, Genie, and Nevile knew that they were in danger, but that did not make them stop drooling over Lucifer and Bellatrix.
"Sure why not," Harry said casually and immedietly killed all of the life eaters. The end.
"Aw man! You killed Bellatrix before I got her number!" Nevile moaned.
"I wanted to get Lucifer's number, and you killed him too!"
"Me too!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DARLING BELLA!!!!!!"
THE. END.
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Harry Potter 2
FanfictionThis goddamn series took 10 years, 9 Weasleys, 8 movies, 7 books, 6 Hogwarts years, 5 escapes, 4 directors, 3 friends, and 2 dumbledores to make. This must be good! Or is it? The Malfoy family is really bad at naming their kids. I mean, come on! Dra...
