Harry's name popped out of the small and pathetic Cup of Ice. Abus examined it for a long time before finally announcing Harry's name. Harry could feel eyes watching his every step as he walked towards Abus. Abus held out the piece of paper with his name hastily scrawled on it.
"Wait a minute, I didn't put my name in! You can tell from the handwriting! This handwriting is... Poofessor Moody's!" Harry stared at Alaska at the side of the hall, who shrugged and objected,
"Why me? I didn't do a single thing, mate! Don't know how that got there!"
"Yeah right, your fake Mad-eye accent is getting unrealistic. Plus, Mad-eye never shrugs or says 'mate'. Did I mention that your Pollymilk potion is wearing off, Barbie's Couch Jr.?"
And Barbie's Couch Jr. was sent to Alaska and Moldymort's plan failed. The end.
Except it wasn't. Well you see, this story won't be a rom-com if there wasn't any romantic stuff... so...
"Cedig Dig-a-lot! You sure have a loooot of dignities!" Chose Chain gushed, "Let's snog!"
"Wait what? I thought you were gonna snog with me!" Harry whined.
"I thought that YOU were gonna snog with ME!" Genie hissed.
"Harry! I thought w-we were g-gonna go w-watch an m-movie tonight!" Cedig sniffed.
And they all had couple fights and got divorced and stuff. The end.
For real this time.
No, I'm actually serious.
HONESTLY!!!
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP READING???
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter 2
FanfictionThis goddamn series took 10 years, 9 Weasleys, 8 movies, 7 books, 6 Hogwarts years, 5 escapes, 4 directors, 3 friends, and 2 dumbledores to make. This must be good! Or is it? The Malfoy family is really bad at naming their kids. I mean, come on! Dra...
