"Alright, so we have to find the Horcruxes and destroy ol' Moldy! How hard can that be?"
*12 deaths and 10 years later*
"Okay yeah remember what I said about it being easy? Forget it. Beep this-"
*some time after that*
"HUG ME, DRACULAURA," Moldymort exclaimed after killing Harry and stuff. Draco awkwardly went over to him and let Moldy hug him, awkwardly.
"Oh, not a hugger. Get it." Moldy murmured.
"BOOM! GUESS WHAT SUCKERS! I'M ALIVE!" Harry suddenly announced and extended his arms into the air.
Ronnie's face fell, "Aw man!"
"You were better off dead, Harry!" Hermy moaned.
"Yeah, you were way better when you finally shut up for some time," Draculaura joined in.
I agree with them.
"SHUT UP DRACO, I DON'T CARE! AND YOU TOO, NARRATOR!" Harry yelled and walked towards Moldy, "You! You ugly, nerdy, coward-butt!"
"Avada Kedavra!" After a bright green beam of light Moldy cast, Harry fell to the ground.
"HOORAY FOR MOLDY, OUR DARK LORD!!!"Everyone cheered, but Genie cheered the loudest.
But then Moldy took off his fake mask.
"This is the greatest Georgee and Freddie prank ever!" Georgee yelled and threw his fake Moldymort mask into the air.
"Yeah! I know!" Freddie jumped into the air and high-fived Georgee, "But the hardest part was going back in time to kill everyone Moldy killed and inventing life eaters! Not to mention finding people to be life eaters!"
Everyone cheered and clapped and celebrated Harry's death.
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Harry Potter 2
FanfictionThis goddamn series took 10 years, 9 Weasleys, 8 movies, 7 books, 6 Hogwarts years, 5 escapes, 4 directors, 3 friends, and 2 dumbledores to make. This must be good! Or is it? The Malfoy family is really bad at naming their kids. I mean, come on! Dra...
