xoxo || a gossip girl fanfic

jimmy fallon pt. 2

outfit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/662944007665018528/ "welcome back to the show! they love you!" jimmy exclaimed, talking about the audience. "hi guys!" i replied. "yeah!" jimmy added. the audience cheered. "we love you and it's great to see you in the flesh! we haven't seen you in so long!" jimmy pointed out. "i know!" i replied. "yeah your just as gorgeous and stunning as you were about two years ago!" jimmy added. "awe thank you!" i replied. "well it's true." jimmy stated. "spring starts tomorrow. happy spring." jimmy added. "happy spring." i replied. "do you have anything you like to do in spring?" jimmy questioned. "well i like the new spring flavors that i can bake." i replied. "really?" jimmy asked. "yeah i love to bake and cook." i replied. "have you ever had baking fails?" jimmy questioned. "well kind of. back when i was around ten, my brother brooks and i almost burned down out kitchen." i replied. "what happened?" jimmy questioned. "well we didn't realize you needed baking powder or soda so it just kind of blew up." i stated. the crowd laughed."so you just thought you would invent a recipe and it would work?" jimmy asked. "yeah basically. brooks and i had a lot of fun." i stated. "wow." jimmy replied. "it's fun. it's kind of like a game." i pointed out. "what did you put in there? do you remember?" jimmy asked. "oh yes. um cocoa, like swiss miss." i replied. "swiss miss cocoa?" jimmy questioned. "uh yeah." i replied. "you are awesome. that is so funny. but it didn't work?" jimmy replied. "delicious." i stated. "no it's great. hot cocoa, yeah." jimmy said. "marshmallows for the texture." i stated. "yeah." jimmy said. the crowd started laughing again. "oh my god. this is a fire hazard." jimmy added. "some flour." i replied. "oh my gosh." jimmy said. "and a little bit of, uh, vegetable oil." i stated. "oh man, it sounds delicious. oh my gosh. next thanksgiving i'm inviting you over." jimmy pointed out. "you should you should. i can make a bunch of stuff now though. when i went to boarding school my friends, colin, finn, stephanie, logan and i would try out all three different recipes and we got really good at all of that." i replied. "oh! that's how were buddies for life!" jimmy exclaimed, high fiving me. i high fived him back. "oh that's my shit. oops!" i exclaimed. "we can just edit it out!" jimmy replied. "i called my boyfriend before i was coming and he told me to watch out for my four letter words." i pointed out. "and you we're thinking about another four letter word?" jimmy questioned. "sorry, nate." i stated. "so you slipped that one. cause it's the worst one." jimmy added. "cause it's the worst one." i repeated. "yeah, you start with the best-kind of bad one, yeah." jimmy pointed out. "it's king of the PG-13 one." i stated. "yeah. so no more of that." jimmy said. "no, none of that." i replied. the audience laughed again. "but i want to know more about you." jimmy stated. "you're from florida right?" jimmy added. "i am. i'm from palm beach. kind of close to jupiter." i stated. "palm beach?" jimmy asked. "palm beach." i repeated. "what a preppy name." jimmy pointed out. "i know." i stated. "i've never heard of palm beach." jimmy said. "but there's-- i mean-- i don't know if there's a lot of preppy people there. i'm kidding! that's all that's there." i stated. "it's like a cw type of town." i added. "no way. did you have that type of childhood?" jimmy questioned. "i had a very complicated childhood. see i grew up with my twin brother brooks, and my two parents. i was always very close with my family friends, honor and logan, because our dads work together and they we're always traveling, and out mom's are the same people so." i replied. "you said you went to boarding school?" jimmy questioned. "yeah, i went for a year." i stated. "why only a year?" jimmy asked. "well my friends, colin, finn, logan and i, kind of got asked to leave." i stated. "what why?" jimmy questioned. "well we always caused some sort of trouble. which i feel really bad about, so if you are one of my teachers, i'm very sorry. but i got in a fight with them so they decided to play a prank on me." i replied. "what did they do?" jimmy asked. "i'll act it out for you. so i'm sitting in class, and i had a shadow. which is basically someone who was touring the school but then colin comes in. he says to the teacher 'excuse me. excuse me. i'm sorry.' so the teacher says 'i'm right in a class.' but colin continues saying 'i know, i'm sorry. it's just-- aspen you can't just walk out like that.'" i started. the crowd laughed. "and i was in shock. i never thought this would happen. but then colin continues saying 'not after everything that we've been through. you just left. i was still in bed. i mean, what is that all about?' so the teacher says 'you need to get out, and do this later.' or something along those lines. but colin is so determined to get me in trouble so he continues saying 'i can't do this later! aspen, i love you. i love you, damnit. how many times do i have to tell you? god, just talk to me!' now colin is on the verge of tears then logan walks in saying, 'colin! what are you doing here, man.' so colins like 'get the hell out of here.' but logan says 'she's with me now. i told you that. let it go.' colin's going fully at it so he replies 'i will not let it go!' 'she doesn't love you! rory tell him you don't love him!' logan yells. so colin shoots back saying 'everything was fine before you came around!' colin yelled. okay i'm just going to turn my head everytime i switch from colin to logan. okay i'm starting back up with logan. 'oh don't blame me 'cause you couldn't keep her.' 'oh i swear to god i'm going to kill you.' 'oh i'd like to see you try.' then they started punching each other, like they we're on top of each other. so the teachers losing his mind. screaming yelling and what don't. so mr. bell if you see this, i had no idea they had this planned! but then finn comes in dressed as a policeman, and blows his whistle saying 'all right, that's enough. break it up you two.' he pulls them off of eachother, and says 'aspen reynolds, you should be ashamed of yourself, toying with these boys like that. they used to have pride. they used to have dignity. they used to have balls. damn it, reynolds! give them back their balls.' now the whole class is out of control, while colin, finn, and logan leave the classroom. but then they come back and bow. and that's why i was asked to leave." i finsided. "holy. i would like to meet these guys." jimmy announced. "they are my best friends." i stated. "okay tell us more about your parents." jimmy suggested. "well my dad and logan's dad own a few newspaper, so our mom's are basically stay at home moms. so i did everything they asked me not to do." i stated. "as a child does." jimmy stated. "as one does." i repeated. "but you started doing little things. started staring in commercials." jimmy pointed out. "yep." i replied. "in fact we found one." jimmy stated. i covered my mouth with my hand. "i don't know if you know we have this. dad, i hope you're watching." jimmy added. "which one?" i questioned. "i want to show you-- here's aspen reynolds in a commercial... for a chuck e cheese pizza maker." jimmy announced. i started freaking out when they played the commercial. "it looks delicious!" jimmy exclaimed, once the commercial was finished. "you know, um..." i started to say. "it looks really delicious." jimmy stated. "you know, uh... have you ever-- you've had a lunchable, i'm sure." i stated. "yes." jimmy stated. "it's like that. it's the same thing." i pointed out. "you are so ahead of your time." jimmy pointed out. "there's no baking involved." i stated. "no." jimmy replied. "it's just a turntable." i pointed out. "the chuck e cheese pizza maker is just a lunchable." jimmy stated. "it is a lunchable." i repeated. the crowd started laughing. "there's a lawsuit happening right now." jimmy replied. i laughed. "that's kind of a big deal. that's great. now look at you. you're in a huge film, have five successful albums, and a daughter." jimmy added. the crowd cheered. "i know!" i exclaimed. "your so successful!" jimmy exclaimed.