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Are You Crazy!?!

"What the heck was that for?!? Everyone thinks I f*uckin' gay!"

"Well they were gunna find out one way or another. Anyways I did you a favour."

"Really? Please do enlighten me with your gender knowledge, and explain to me what goes on in that big head of yours."

"Well not if you speak like that...Okay what the heck I wanna tell ya anyways..."

So basically what happened was we were there in math class and I was sitting behind my best friend Layla and in front of the most obnoxious guy on the planet, actually correction, Universe. We were all really bored, usually I'd like math, but this wasn't math, this was a trailer of hell! So anyways, Josh the popular thinks he's gonna try flirting with Layla by passing down a lovey dovey note. If he thought I'd let him mess with my friend he was having a concusion. He threw the note and before it could land on her I grabbed it while falling over my desk and onto Layla's chair head down staring at her bottom. He was gonna pay for that humiliation, intended or not.

"Ms Matthews, please stop peeking at Layla's behinds, I'm sure you can find time for that later." Mr Anderson our maths teacher said and at that moment, I felt my cheeks burn up. I climbed off Layla's chair and my desk and sat straight up in my chair squishing the note in my palms.

"I'll get you." I whispered to Josh behind me through gritted teeth.

"Sureee." he yawned.

Then the class droned on while I decided to peek at the note rather than Layla behinds, I knew she was humiliated, she had her head down and I could tell she was planning the lecture she would give to me as soon as the bell went. Partially I couldn't wait till his torture was over but then again I was just going to step out into Layla's lecturing torture. Urghh! I'll get you Davern.

So back to the note, I unscrunched it and started to read...
Dear Layla,
Your looking trey hot today, how abouts you and I go ditch this Popsicle stand and head over to the cafe down the road for lunch?
Yours fittly J.D
What the heck, Josh was just playing around with Layla, everyone knew that he had no interest in girls. He would rather go race motorbikes than spend time praising a girl. Sick guy. I rolled my eyes and decided to hand the note to the bin in my way out, when genius struck me, maybe I could get Josh back right now. I looked to my right and there Ash sat - the lead quarter back for the football team. I smile evilly as I saw the note was written in pencil. I gently rubbed or Layla's name and replaced it with 'Ash'. Then I allowed my smile to turn into a grin as I glanced at Josh before turning to Ash and tapping him lightly on his shoulder. Ash turned to me groaning then greeted me with a smile and I dropped the note into his hands.

I turned around to Josh who was looking at me suspiciously then let my head drop on my desk as I counted down.

"WTF!!!" I heard Ash scream as he shot up out of his chair flinging it backwards.

"Ash! Please sit down and stop causing chaos." Mr Anderson practically barked.

"Sorry sir, but let me just make something clear with Mr Hot Stuff," he turned around to face Josh and everyone followed, "look dude," he continued whilst combing his hair with his hands, "I'm just no that kinda guy, I get it that all the girls are falling to go out with you, but we guys have, have, basically I'm only interested in girls. I'm sorry." he said before turning away from him. the whole classroom burst into laughter and I saw Josh's face burn up. Just then the bell went and the class flooded out into the corridor and the classroom was left silent.

"What were you thinking?!?" Josh asked as we left grabbing my arm and spinning me to face him.

End of flashback.

"Oi were you even listening?" Josh snapped at me.

"I don't have to listen to anything you say." I growled back before walking off.

"I will get you ya know!" he yelled from behind me. I rolled my eyes knowing he wasn't looking. "And don't roll your eyes at me." he continued.

"Laura!" Layla shouted from her locker... here we go...

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Hiyaa, hope you found it funny and enjoyed, please do comment and like and follow and vote and all that.
I have an amazing idea for the next chapter and it's already got me laughing. Today I was thinking about this chapter and I started laughing while getting everything ready to eat. I was gonna tell my brother and he started asking me what was up after but I want to keep this a secret from them. So yeah! XD
-Blue Hair Girl-