Backstage at Smackdown - Nick's POV
John: So Lexi got Heather arrested
Nick: Pretty much yep
Drew: Damn
Nick: What I said also is there anyway you guys know any PI's
Drew: No I know that look your not having Ryan investigated and followed
Nick: Even if it made Lexi happier
Drew: For now just let it happen organically
Nick: Your right of course but I'm curious to be honest
Drew: Your allowed to be
Nick: Yeah
Drew: Yeah your the single one it's just a race to see whether he cheats first or Lexi this weekend
Nick: It'll be him probably
Drew: He probably already has but just let the puzzle pieces fall into place
Jimmy: Yeah Uce I mean she clearly has given up already and she's just waiting to find him doing it
Jey: Yeah man I mean she's clearly already feeling you more than her actual Husband so be patient I say
Sami: Guys your giving him horrible advice, I mean she's married for Christ sake look keep yourself in the friend zone then if she does get a divorce then you show yourself as available just keep your on-screen romance that way on-screen
Nick: Yeah of course thanks Sami for keeping me grounded and reminding me not to force anything
Sami: Good now let's get to gorilla so we can work
John: Yeah let's get it
On-Screen
Roman Reigns: So there's this new tag team that seem to think they're the best thing on the scene now I think that has to be one of the most absurd claims given that the best tag team is my cousins Jimmy Jey the Usos, I mean sure they're 16 time tag champs around the world difference is the Usos are 11 time tag champs in the biggest company in the world not these minnow companies like New Japan and AEW
Crowd: Ooooohhhh
Roman Reigns: Yeah, yeah I mentioned them cause let's face they ain't competition just like this bum of a tag team that's calling out my cousins I mean it's not like they'll ever get the opportunity anyway
Alexa: Hi Roman
Roman Reigns: Hi Alexa
Alexa: Now that the pleasantries are out of the way I got news at the Royal Rumble your cousins will be defending their titles against none other than
Alexa: Yeah that's right your Cousins are going to be going against in my opinion the best tag team on the planet the Crimson Pirates
John: Now boys you best prepare for the fight of your life
Nick: Cause at the Royal Rumble your Title Reigns end
Roman: Aww look guys it's the dinosaur and it's hatchling
Alexa: Roman shut the hell up for once god how does Paul handle you, you talk way too damn much
Nick: To be honest I think Paul puts up with him to pay back his dues that he owes the Wild Samoans I mean lord knows Sami's scheming to turn his back on you eventually I mean he's Sami he turns his back on everyone
Alexa: Yeah Kevin Owens knows best that you can't trust Sami as far as you can throw him
Nick: Yeah but Roman can probably throw him pretty far if he trusts him this much
John: Sami I'd jump before you get thrown
Sami: You guys obviously don't know what you're talking about I mean I've earned my stripes in the Bloodline
Nick: He's right I mean for all we know it might be Solo to betray them I mean how often do we see him being left out of group activities like going for food mean he's often left to enforce for Sami or the Usos whilst Roman goes off and takes them out or Sami taking them out before Solo's match
Alexa: Very true I mean Solo never joins the finger point everyone knows the bloodline finger point is everything and I mean he was sent by the ancestors so he really only listens to orders from them so say he gets told to turn on Roman and join his Big cousin say the Rumble
Nick: Very true
Roman: Enough, I've had enough of you two thinking you can ridicule my family you two want a shot at my cousins fine you get them at Rumble just keep my family's legacy out of your mouth
Alexa: That was easy boys let's go
Backstage - On-Screen
Alexa: Told you I could get you guys what you wanted
John: Great now can you leave us alone
Nick: Actually can you go cool off grumpy I'll be there in a bit
John: Alright
Alexa: He really isn't liking me is he
Nick: Nah but it's fine just don't screw us and you might grow on him
Alexa: Well I have no intentions of screwing you guys over especially this cute young guy that I'm getting closer too
Nick: Well he can't wait to officially take you out for a night
Alexa: Well I'm getting impatient so it better be soon
Nick: It's coming believe me
To Be Continued
