hanz strugnov was a jack of all trades and rode and worked with only the best and when ww2 started he served his country but when he found out what they were doing he wanted to leave but then he faced the risk of death
A blast after the whistle a blitzkrieg you hopped up gas nade and shovel in hand Gas mask on your commander yelled you successfully took down 5 enemies got down in the enemy trenchpulled the pin on the gas nadeand then you noticed it a RIP shissa you yelled as gas leaked in and you had fallen wait no YOU WERE FALLING
(Ps you talk in a German accent)
Hanz: shissa
As you braced for impact a gas cloud formed
Hanz: what
Hanz: where ... am I
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It's been a few days since hanz fell he is squatting in the rubble of a house he's perty used to it
Hanz: baad morning hel-
As you nearly finished when all of a sudden a explosion in the distance
Ps: he heard about the happy hotel and wanted to join on the way
When you get there there's a big ass blimp and two people and decide to help creating a mg42 and just starting to unload on what looks like... eggs
???: who the hell is this
???: I don't know don't care
The cyclops lady threw a grenade so you called for FUCKING ARTILLERY
???: big guns must mean your compensating for something
Hanz in german: no I think I'm compensating for it you said with a chuckle
With your mg42 running out of ammo you swapped to a kar98k with bayonet and shot most eggs until the spider got wrapped up in chains
Ps: Hanz herd there names during the fight
Angel dust: ooh ha-
Angel dust got cut off by screaming not painful angry
