Time: 12am
Hanz awoke next to his girlfriend half naked he got up and put his pants on (there baggy) and crept around the house to find the kitchen which happend to be connected to the living room where stolas and Blitz surprisingly was and you crept through to reach the kitchen you reached the kitchen and got a Gatorade to turn around and almost have a heart attack cause Blitz was starring you dead in the eyes
Hanz: shißa Blitz don't scare me like that
Blitz: hanz what are you doing here your not nocking up stella are you
Hanz: hell no I'm with Octavia
Blitz: ahh make out yet
You checked to see if stolas was awake
Hanz: better
Blitz: my man cool go get your gear we got a job
Hanz: ok
As you walked back to octavias room
Octavia: hanz? Your up early you not gonna lay back down?
Hanz: sadly not my love but we will do something when I come back
Octavia: ok
Hanz: by babe
You said as you left and after a long car ride in the back back of the van when it suddenly came to stop and hear some thing about a .. pop star then Blitz hopped in the car and said
Blitz: hanz move that pink pussy wagon
Hanz: finnaly as you stepped out you saw a pink demon and a large black hellhound
(Ps you heard there names and you got your gas mask on )
Verosika: and who are you supposed to be
Hanz: a motivator
Verosika: you know what Rex just deal with him
Hanz: bad choice
Hanz said summoning a mg42
Hanz: like i said a motivator
Verosika: still ain't moving shit
Hanz: very well
Hanz said walking off only for a rumbleing noise then a whole ass tank to squash the car and then hook the pancake of a car and move it
Verosika: EH?! REX GET HIM
Rex: ok little man
Hanz pulled he's shovel and wacked him cross the face then throw him across your shoulder but then Blitz stopped the fight
After a while you walked to the office
Blitz: oh helll nah
You all look next to the office to see a pink heart shaped door blitz was tempted to commit a lil bit of arson but moxxie talked him out of it
Moxxie: let's be civil about this
He said walking on and then it started to go wrong
Hanz: well ehem ... breach and fear
Hanz said blowing off the window
M succubus hey se-
Hanz: nein
Said hanz decapitation the succubus and grabbing Moxxie a succubus went to grab Hanz but hanz turned around and stabbed them
Hanz: get your filthy hands off
Hanz turns around and pulls the bayonet out
After a little while something about a demon off and Blitz goes on with a ass plan you all casually break the 4th wall then Yada Yada ya you all head up top
Hanz: it's been quite some time since I was up top and I am Glad to see that the nazi regeame is not in power
Blitz: whatever you say now ... where did hanz go
Blitz looks far out to see you discreetly set up a stage along with people made of gas helping no one questions the attire Blitz sneaks over and says
Blitz: hans what are you doing
Hanz: I'm drawing attention away from Verosika I was always a good singer and a lot of English people like german rock song so I'll do that
1 hour later Blitz had already killed like six people and hanz had the stage ready he got up on stage and said
Hanz: gutantaug America would you like to rock something other then the bed
This brought most people's attention verosika didn't notice that half her audience dipped to the other show
Hanz: are you ready for pure German steel?
The crowd roared
By the time hanz had stopped all of Verosikas audience left a guard came up and said
Gg# (gas gaurd)
GG1: Verosika sent her lap dog
Hanz handed the guard the guitar (that he stole from verosika and gave it a upgrade hanz stepped to the left to where no one could see
Tex: yo kraut your gonna have to leave
Hanz: call me kraut again and your not gonna like me
Tex: ... krau-
before he could finish he was hit with a shovel then hade the Berrel of a kar98k pointed at him
Hanz: your lucky loona likes you
Tex: huh?
Hanz: and I mean like likes you
Tex: she feels that way? Shame I'm already taken
5 min later hanz was talking to millie
Hanz: and then you gutted that mythical sea monster?
Millie: correct also good singing
Hanz: danke (thank you) but ju- I gotta go Octavia is probably wondering what is taking so long hanz said thinking about getting home suddenly a portal made of Gas appears hanz to tired to question just steps through sees he is in Octavias room takes his bag and helmet off revealing his short blond hair then jacket Octavia walks in and says
Octavia: FUCKING HELL you scared the shit out of me
Hanz g (hanz speaking german)
Hanz g: hello my birdie to day was a long long day how was yours on Second thought I don't wanna know I'm gonna shower no I'm gonna eat then shower then sleep
Octavia: hanz you know I speak German right?
Hanz: ja hanz proceeded to do exactly as he said he would laying down next to octavia
Octavia: hey hanz don't you also live at that redemption hotel shouldn't they be worried
Hanz: I shot the owner a text telling them where I was I'm going back after Tommarow
Octavia: ok then night
Hanz: night
The thing is Octavia isn't really shure about here feeling for hanz any more
Aaaaaaaaaand done after a lot of procrastination it's Finished fucking finnaly
YOU ARE READING
German ww2 soldier x hazbin hotel
Actionhanz strugnov was a jack of all trades and rode and worked with only the best and when ww2 started he served his country but when he found out what they were doing he wanted to leave but then he faced the risk of death
