German ww2 soldier x hazbin hotel

a new job

Well really quickly I want to say that I realized there is a decline in views the most views on this story is the bio with 16 so please recommend this book to more people now on with the story

Also the helluva boss time-line will be rearranged

It was morning and hanz was roaming the streets looking for a new job and has been roaming for hours taking breaks here and there then stumbled upon a building named I.M.P

Hanz: this is a ... assassins job thing? ... well why not I can kill stuff after all

After a fuck ton of steps

*knock knock*

???: who the fuck is at the door

Said a feminine voice then I'll get it from a male one then the door opens to a short red person

A few minutes later

Blitz: time for your killing test you see that scarecrow shoot it

He said as he hands you a pistol

Hanz: nien I got my own wepon

Blitz: ooh what is it pistol rifle

Hanz: nein death

You said pulling out the ever classic mg42 and opening fire and turning the fucking scarecrow into Swiss cheese

Blitz: ... daym well we have a bodyguard job for someone I'm sleeping with to get this shity book for the overlord and his daughter who's 19

Hanz: hey I'm 19

Blitz: um cool

Hanz: do you need vehicler support

Blitz: like what a tank

A half hour later you arrived

Blitz: I was not expecting a actual tank hanz

And you both laughed about it and opened the door to let stolas out then stepped the most beautiful girl ever

Hanz: hello mam I'm going to take a guess and say that worst car ride ever

Octavia: how'd you know

Octavia: hah

Hanz: because I was driving a tank shot 3 cars and heard there shit music

Octavia: yeah o got the best noises canceling head phones money can buy and still heard it

Hanz: that sounds like it would be amazing during a blitzkrieg

Octavia: so your a nazi?

Hanz: you could say that I just wanted to fight for the fatherland helped a lot of people escape aushvitz heh ausshits more like aushshits you could escape with a bullet cassing

Octavia: hah

A few minutes later after you got Octavia's number and helped moxxie win something and then got a stuffed owl plushie for Octavia you made it back to octavia and gave her the owl plushie she appreciated it then you made your way to the tent you all made your way in and the jester clown sang

And then Octavia ran off and you followed

Hanz: Octavia! Helloo Octavia Octavia!

As you were searching through the death trap called a ''fun house'' you found here crying like ugly crying but to you (quick reminder I'm a tad bit to lazy to type hanz so you are hanz) she wasn't ugly

Hanz: hey whats wrong

After awhile

Octavia: it's like he doesn't even care

Hanz: if he doesn't care then why is he here

Stolas: hanz you might want to go help Blitz

Hanz: ok...

You said as you formed one of your arms into a tank Canon as you put on a gas mask and blew a hole in the wall you formed your hand back and summoned a flammenwerfer and walked out a few

Hanz: Komm, hol ein paar Hündinnen, ich werde dich niederbrenne (come get some bitches i'll burn you to the ground)

Octavia: Oh Scheiße, sie haben gevögelt (oh shit they fucked)

Hanz: ha

Stolas: when could you speak German

A few minutes later they leave th fun house and just see a pile of bodies with hanz firing a mg32 from the hip then he noticed Octavia (stilled covered in blood

Octavia: hanz I kn-

Hanz: give me ... a hug

Octavia: nein

Hanz: aww well I better get going

A few hours later

Hanz: im ... back imma go take a shower

Angel: can I- daaaym the fuck happend to you

Hanz: work that's what

with that hanz took a shower met niffty and knocked da fuck out but before he could he got a call from Octavia

Hanz: ja

Octavia: wanna go sty- wait they don't serve Germans

Hanz: tad bit racist but this is hell after all

Octavia: oh I know a place fascist fashion

Hanz: ok night

Octavia: hay hanz I love you night

Hanz: love you to night

Slam was the phone as hanz passed da fuck out