thunder and lightning

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It was a few dayslater Hanz awoke a man with a plan he put on his attire and grabbed his mp40 and went to the lobby

Hanz: where is Angel dust

Husk:said something about a clinic and a change a surtin someone would like

Hanz: well I'm heading out I'm going to pay someone a visit

Husk: have fun

Hanz summons a stuka and hops in and takes off with determination in his eyes as he Flys a red ww1 plane flew behind him hanz knew who it was suddenly the plane opened fire lighting hanz up hanz started climbing going higher and higher then stalling his own engine he flew right by the plane then started theyhe engine once more now tailing the plane not just any plane THE RED BARON himself lucky for him his old plane was easily out matched by superior technology hanz plane now coated in red THE RED BARON forming on the bottom of it He is now king of the sky's hamz not really caring continues flying and lands his plane a decent ways away and walks to a sighn that says in german now entering 4th Reich territory hanz was now on track he started walking throught the city seeing it resembles Berlin alot it saddened him to see ex german soldiers beating up jews hanz would soon put a stop to it He reached a castle style place and started acting like a gaurd

Ng# (nazi gaurd)

NG1: hello sir you must be new you are already patrolling good good continue

Hanz: and to you mine frunde

hanz continues acting like a gaurd wlroaming the halls till he sees a door labeled füher he enters to see no gaurds and hitler asleep on a lounger hanz looked around and seeing no gaurds or cameras a good sighn he walked to hitler pulling the holy 1911 he took from Val he's been doing some research he puts his hand over hitlers mouth and the pistol to his temple 

Hanz: now listen here I'm a German but not yours nor any government I'm here for your power

hanz said dragging him to mirror to show the holiness of the peice

Hanz let's go of his mouth and says you just a double

Hitler: nein nein I am ze füher I keep all mine shot in a hole other building

Hanz: but you keep your will in here get it and sighn all your shißa to me hanz strugnov

Hitler: you I should have known that you would do this you traitor fine

He sighns everything over to hanz strugnov hanz overlooks it and see no double crossing hitler sighns it and hanz puts two rounds in the fühers skull  gaurds budt in the room guns raised hans just shows the will and Mos gaurds step down except one who shoots hans in the left eye doing major damage hanz shoots the gaurd who did none of the gaurds dare to fire apon the new leader

Hanz: well what are you standing around for take these two scams out of here

They did as was told hanz body was engulfed by gas his attire changed to one of a commander a long black trench coat his holy 1911 transformed to a c96 (broomstick pistol for rdr2 players) hanz helmet turned to a commanders hat his left eye covered by a eyepatch

Hanz: rally the troops and the people I'm going to be making some changes

Gaurd: yes mine füher

hans went to a balcony with a mic as the towns folk and troops gathered at the bottom as the balcony

Hanz: hello good towns folk adolf hotler is dead gone fully dead I am the new ruler I am going to be making changes number 1 no more mindless slaughter of the jews they have done nothing number 2 walls will be going up on the line where our territory ends there are now laws no more murder and some drugs are still ok also any race ethnicity religion any country any body cane join our nice city I believe that is all for now a few hours later hanz was in a limo to the hotel and he finally made it signaling for the gaurds to leave they followed there orders hanz with a new smile on his face walked into the hotel

Charlie: hanz yo- ... what's with the new clothes

Hanz: I am the new leader of the fourth Reich I have made great new changes  safe changes and I would like to ask you if you would move into my territory so we can provide proper protection it is oka-

Charlie: yes in a heart beat

Hanz: that was fast

Charlie: there was a turf war here not 2 days ago I'll go inform vaggie also angels back says she I mean they has a surprise for you there in there room

Hanz not caring to dawdle on the swap from them to she walts to angels room knocking then walking in only to get pinned to a wall by angel

Hanz: Angel  if this is a attempt at getting with me you know I don't swing that way

Angel: yeah I know that is why I got a sex change also what's with the new dreds

Hanz: one what and two long story short I'm the new leader of the fourth Reich

Angel: do I need to fuckin repeat my self I'm a woman now I want to be with you I know you didn't swing that way so I changed and your the fucking what

Hanz: well then that changes everything litterly I'm the new leader of the fourth Reich but more good more safe have you told everyone else about the change

Angel: yes I have

Hanz: well let's not dwindle miss strugnov

hanz said 1hour later everyone was accustomed to the new scenery sngel accustomed to the new room

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand done 3 in one day fuckin bussin g night

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