German ww2 soldier x hazbin hotel

first date

Rn I'm running oc about a cap full of 5 hour energy cause I knocked it over

Lettuce begin

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Octavia: what is tak-

VVVVVVVRRRRMMMM

was the plane as hanz landed

Random deamon: move th-

BAM

Hanz shot the dude

Hanz: shut him up

Octavia: took ya bloody long enough

Hanz: I could of been here sooner but you forgot the coordinates

Octavia: they didn't go through?

Hanz: let's just go

It took about a hour to get there

Hanz: I'm not that fascist I would like to bring a good rep to the name nazi though (ps I'm not fascist wat so ever)

Octavia: Mabey in the future we'll we going or not

After a few minutes of shopping you picked this fit

Red turtleneck with black swastika on back (remember I'm not fascist) leather boots and pants and red circle sunglasses

And after wards you went to a nice ice cream polar

At ice cream place

Octavia: I've really loved to day

Hanz: funny thing is of you were human back when I was alive and based on your accent I would've been killed on sight

Octavia: ooooh k (to tired to think of response)

Then shit hit the fan

Rd ( robber deamon)

Rd1: everyone to the ground wait look over here we got a goetia well won't you go for a pretty penny on the Markey

Octavia: don't touch me!

Hanz: let go of her

Hanz was about to get up then a robber pointed a shotgun in his face

Rd2: sit down

Octavia: I SAID LE-

SMACK!

Rd1: shut up bitch

Then a chill went through the air

You should of listened hanz now back in battle attire

Bang rd3 fired there shotgun

Hanzs mind

Bang them suddenly the place changed (in hanzs mind) he was suddenly back at Berlin fighting the soviets rd1234 turned into soviet soldeirs

Hanzg (hanz in german)

Hanz formed a mp 40 and fired and hit rd3 in the arm and kidney then the mp40 ran dry so he resorted to his helmet he threw at rd2 hitting him in the gut causing him to bend over picking his helmet quickly off the floor hit rd2 with a unholy uppercut with the helmet nocking rd2 on there back only to get on top of them and blugen them to death  brain matter painted the helmet he turned to rd4 and hacked his arm of with a shovel and split his head in half by the mouth forming a gewher rifle with bayonet charged last man stabbing him in the gut kicking him off turningto rd3

Hanzg: WHO SENT YOU!

rd3g: th the füher

Then you blugend his head in to then your battle attire dissipated into mustard gas and you snapped out of it still Remembering the last thing rd3 said  the füher you walked over to Olivia tears streaming down your face

Hanz (no longer speaking german)

Hanz: hey babe can I crash with you tonight

Octavia: sure

after a long drive you finnaly reached the goetia residents

Even before you got in you heard shit break

Octavia: shit my parents are arguing again

Hanz: so?

Octavia was about to search for her house keys till a butler opened the door

Octavia: oh hey pickles

Pickles: hello miss Octavia and who might the person accompanying you be

Octavia: this is my boyfriend freind hanz hanz meet pickles our butler

Hanz: gutentag

Pickles: well come on inside

As you and Octavia were heading to her room a pot came flying  but you fired your po8 luger side arm shattering the pot but gaining there attention

Stolas: Octavia are you ok I heard a gunshot

Octavia: I'm ok my boyfriend shot the pot before it hit me

???: boyfriend

Octavia: why did I say that here comes my mother stella

Stella: and who might you be young man

Hanz: hanz strugnov 1st infantry unit

Stella: oooh a millatary man seeing as your not a imp your a sinner what year are you from seeing as hells portals throw people in from the pat n shit

Hanz: 1943

Stella: well have fun and use protection

Octavia: MOM!

Hanz: hah! Come on babe

Octavia: k

After you made it to her room you took a shower a drunk a Gatorade for electrolytes then a night of "aqrobatic activities"

Finally done with this fucking chapter man I'm tired night bitches