Angel dust: hanz?
Hanz: ja
Valentino: who the he-
*BANG*
Valentino: aaaaah fuck my legs
( you popped him in the shin)
Hanz: nein the shin
You were walking to Angel dust but Valentino pulled out a 1911 but you broke hiz arm and took the gun and asked Angel if he knew we're the ammo was so he pointed to the military looking creat and you stored it in your gas pocket dimension (yes he can do that)
Hanz: well it's mine now
You picked up Angel dust and carried them bridal style seeing how there legs were broken then
Rg ( random goon )
Rg: GET HIM
Hanz ducked behind cover but couldn't get a gun with enough ammo to hold them off so he looked around for a escape then noticed a window and ran for it an git shot in the left arm but as that happend it got packed up by mustard gas
Angel dust: hanz you know we're on the top floor right
Hanz: just trust me
*crash*
Hanz: weeee
Angel dust: ahhhhh
Mmmmmmmm
Zoommm
Angel: were in a plane? When could you do this
Hanz: since today climbe in the back
Angel dust: why cause I'm a backseat hoe
Hanz: nein so I don't crash into these two towers
Angel dust: oh
As you flew you did a barrel roll
As you landed you got out and carried Angel in
Hanz: I'm back
Charlie: Angel I'm so glad your ok let's get you patched up
Franz: nice place you got here hanz see your mission went well
Hanz: that it did I am tuckered out
As you finally went up to your room you realized you don't know how to work the phone you already don't have a shirt on but hay you don't care you had to shit in a field with your friends so you didn't care
So you walked down the steps and knocked on the door that had a plus on it and walked in and gave Angel and Charlie a nose bleed
Hanz: Charlie you hoo any one home?
Charlie: a a ye y yes sorry what?
Hanz: it's about the phone? I think that is how it's pronounce
Charlie: yah *adjust cooler of shirt* yah I'll help you ok As she tolled you how to work it she walked out and gave a sigh of relief
Hanz: my mom always said I was a ladies manhandled you passed the fuck out
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German ww2 soldier x hazbin hotel
Açãohanz strugnov was a jack of all trades and rode and worked with only the best and when ww2 started he served his country but when he found out what they were doing he wanted to leave but then he faced the risk of death
