3rd person's PoV:
Ah, Christmas, where all kids hope that they are not too on the naughty list, but what are they hoping for? Santa ain't real, well not anymore at least.
Why? Well, it all started on Christmas eve of 2022...
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9:30 pm
It was the night before Christmas and all the children must've been asleep by now, so it was the cue for Santa Claus to go out and deliver Gifts to the children.
He starts with an apartment in Japan because Plot.
And while he's trying to find a present for the 'Kid', there's a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows waiting for the perfect moment to attack until...
"Now, where's this Child's Present..." Santa said while searching around his sack.
The figure moved closer... And closer... Until the figure was close enough to land a direct attack...
But the time isn't right, the figure must wait for the perfect opportunity to strike, and after waiting for what the figure felt Ages, he finally found the perfect time to strike.
"Aha! There it is!" Santa found the present that he was looking for.
"And look at that, they prepared cookies and Milk for me-" Santa was about to grab a cookie but then a blade was pierced through him.
"Who are you!? And what are you doing here!?" the figure that y'all already know is Y/n himself was the one who shanked Santa.
"Wh-what??" Santa cannot comprehend what's going on right now, it all happened in an instant he couldn't figure out what was going on until it was too late.
"Don't act dumb! I know you're from the IRS! No matter who they send, I will never pay my taxes!" Y/n grabbed a Pistol and pointed it at Santa's face.
"Any last words?" Y/n asked.
But before Santa could say anything Y/n pulled the trigger and shot Santa in the face, Killing him.
The loud bang woke a lot of people in the apartment up, and Mumei went downstairs to see what was going on.
She saw her soon-to-be-husband holding a bloody sword in one hand and a gun in another while the corpse of Santa was just there bleeding all over the place.
Due to her waking up only an hour after she had successfully fallen asleep she hasn't processed what was going on.
"Alex..? What's going on..?" Mumei asked with a tired tone.
"Not much, Mumei, you should go back to sleep." Y/n told her.
"Is that Santa Claus..?" Mumei asked.
"No, this is an IRS agent disguised as Santa Claus, to collect-" Y/n tried to tell her what was going on but Mumei cuts him off.
"Nah, I think that's Santa Claus..." Mumei reassured him while approaching Corpse.
Mumei crouched downwards to take a closer look at Santa's corpse.
"Yep, Definitely Santa Claus." Mumei confirmed.
"Wha-!?" Y/n was shocked to hear this news for two reasons, One, He believed that Santa was fake, and two, He fucking killed Santa Claus.
"Dude, you fucking killed Santa Claus." Mumei goes up her tippy toes and pats Y/n's shoulder.
"Bruh..." Y/n said.
Mumei then checked Santa's checklist and saw that Y/n was the first person that Santa dropped off.
"And to make it worse, You're the first person that he dropped off to." Mumei added.
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