It's a cold, rainy Friday, I'm in school playing Genshin Impact on my phone, and I look up "Hey!" A boy with fuzzy brown hair and a goofy cast is looking at me, eyes open wide, with a big ugly grin. This stupid fucktwink and his striped shirt are talking to ME? What the fuck? I reply, "
"What the fuck do you want, faggot?!?" He stutters, "M-my mom wants you to tutor me; I thought we were friends." Me and Evan were friends a while ago, in middle school, but he turned out to be a little stupid fag. But his mother is pretty hot. I wouldn't want to upset her, so I guess I'll say, "Whatever, faggot!" I'll tutor you, UGLY!" Evan gets a little grin on his silly face. "Thank you! I'm so glad you're doing this! "My mother will be too!"... "Whatever," I reply, Great! Now I have to tutor this stupid tranny faggot twink... but, you know, she's kinda fine, bro! 😎 ...2 HOURS LATER, I AM ON THE BUS. Evan is sitting next to me, waving through a window. He is goofy, smiling at me. I just want to bang his mommy. Whatever, I'll get what I want. I have dashing good looks and a great personality, so I'll definitely get what I want, dude!
THE BUS STOPS
Evan is waiting for me with that stupid, freaking smile. I sigh to myself, "At least I'll fuck his hot mother." I say in my head.
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Tutoring Ya Mom (Dear Evan Hansen)
عشوائيYou are in a messy relationship with Heidi Hansen from the hit musical and movie Dear Evan Hansen! You have a FWB with Evans mother! WHILE YOURE TUTORING EVAN HANSEN! See what happens next! ;) 😈
