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Sex Tape 😍

uploading early in the morning again because i have a freakin drama exam tonight, and if you guessed i was a theater kid, you've guessed right

you heard it here folks, a one shot without smut, baffling, mind boggling, absolute insanity, but you're in luck if you like ronance, cuz that's all this really is

Description: Steve and Eddie get Robin and Nancy to house sit for them while they go on vacation, but they end up finding a movie that they wouldn't find on the shelves of Family Video

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3rd person

Steve stands behind the camera, setting it up in a hunched over position, he points it at the bed and straightens his back as he starts the camera.

"Are we sure we want to do this?" Steve asks, furrowing his eye brows and placing a hand on his hip.

"Yeah, why?" Eddie props himself up onto his elbows from the bed, trying to get a better look at the brunette.

"Well, what if someone finds it?" He asks with a skeptical tone. "Well, what if someone doesn't?" Eddie says with raised eyebrows.

Steve points a finger at him. "You, make a great point."

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*6 months later*

"Thank you guys so much for house sitting."

Steve says standing in the door way, a suit case in his hand.

"It's really nothing." Robin pats Steve's arm. "Now you crazy kids go on and get." She starts to close the door, but sighs when Steve starts talking again. "Okay, okay, just water the plants-"

Eddie interjects. "And don't forget to feed Shadow." He points at the black cat that sits a bit behind Robin's legs, it's wide green eyes following the movement of his hand, twisting it's head to the side.

"Just go enjoy your trip." Nancy tries to force them out of the house, Robin starting to close the door on them again.

"Yes, we're leaving." Steve say with a surrendering tone.

"Good." Robin adds, before she can fully close the door, Eddie pokes his head back in one last time.

"Just don't have sex in our bed, or on our couch, or anywhere- Just don't have sex."

Steve gives Eddie a back handed slap on the stomach. "But seriously don't," Steve's face gets serious for a second. "Okay, bye." Robin slams the door closed in their faces.

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*2 hours later*

"I swear he said they had one." Robin yells to Nancy, who's digging around in the kitchen. "Are you sure he has one?" Nancy yells back.

"Yes! I remember him telling me about it 6 months ago." She digs around in the back of a closet.

Nancy halts her digging for a second. "Are you really sure?"

"Yes! I swear they have a fondue pot somewhere!" Robin continues moving boxes around, looking for the kitchen appliance.

"Why are you so desperate for fondue anyways?" Nancy places a hand on her hip.

Robin freezes, treating it like it's the dumbest question to ever be asked. "It's dipping stuff in melted chocolate Nance, who doesn't want that?!?"

Nancy rolls her eyes, but continues her quest for the sake of her beloved girlfriend, and she'd be lying if she said she didn't want to dip stuff in melted chocolate. Robin moves a box from the top shelf, she stops what she's doing when she hears something fall and hit the ground, she looks to the floor to examine the fallen object.