Headcanons that never made it to the final cut of the story (pt. 1)

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by your_norwegian_homo

by your_norwegian_homo

-Streber was going to talk more about true crime cases, but I couldn't think of many creative serial killer cases, and it would obviously be disrespectful to have him go into details about a real case. He does mention John Wayne Gacy once, though.

-Streber and Kevin don't argue much, but when they do, it's about Christmas decorations vs Halloween decorations. Streber wants to keep the Halloween stuff out, while Kevin wants to put up Christmas decorations. Once, it got out of hand and it went a little like this (almost word for word of a part of John Mulaney's New in Town)
Streber- "How was work today?"
Kevin-"It was good but some of the Candy Club workers took down our 'cool' Halloween stuff and replacing it with Christmas stuff."
Streber-"And where were you?"
Kevin-"I was over on the bench."
Streber-"And what did you do?"
Kevin-"Nothing. I was over on the bench."
Streber-"But you saw what happened?"
Kevin-"Yeah, 'cause I was over on the bench." Streber-"So you saw what happened and you did nothing?"
Kevin-"Yeah, 'cause I was sitting over on the bench."
Streber-"Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany, when people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people?"
Kevin-"No, those are bad people. You gotta stop the Nazis." "
Streber-"But you saw what they were doing to the Halloween stuff, and you did nothing!" Kevin-"Because I was over on the bench."
Streber-(ok listen, he was still kind of suffering from drug addiction.)"Just explain to me this. How are you better than a Nazi?"
Radford-"I made a salad with Craisins!"

-Streber has s€xual trauma, that he was originally going to have many flashbacks because of, and why it took him so long to be ready for "that" with Kevin.

-Speaking of which, Streber and Kevin "did it" for the first time somewhere between parts 8 and 9. But I won't elaborate because my asexual ass is uncomfortable writing about that stuff.

-Kevin and Streber cuddle almost every night.

-Streber is Norwegian, and Kevin is Mexican

-Radford's favorite movie is Tick...Tick...BOOM!

-Kevin is scared of spiders, but Streber loves them.

-Even if Radford is uncomfortable imagining himself in a romantic relationship, he's a bit annoyed at the fact that he's the third wheel.

-Sometimes, Streber walks into the Candy Club to talk to Kevin about true crime, and if anyone else had tried to talk to Kevin about cases like that, he would cave, but Kevin just likes the sound of Streber's voice.

-BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, I HEADCANON THAT KEVIN HAD PUBERTY BLOCKERS BEFORE HE BEGAN PUBERTY, THATS WHY I HAVE NOT MENTIONED TOP SURGERY!!!

-Streber's a really big hugger.

-Speaking of which, Kevin usually hates hugs, but he makes an exception for Streber.