Headcanon that never made it to the final cut of the story (pt. 2)

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-Streber is ambidextrous

-Kevin is convinced that his job has taken years off of his life, and he's probably right.

-Streber was listening to a podcast on some famous serial killer that Kevin couldn't identify, and it was an interesting experience for Kevin. One moment, Streber was yelling at the wall, saying, "WHAT THE FLYING F*CK DO YOU MEAN THE CHARGES WERE DROPPED!?! And the next, he would be sobbing because of the story of one of the victim's family trying to identify them, and at one point, Kevin just walked up to Streber and hugged him, asking if he was okay. Streber calmed down for a moment, telling Kevin that he was fine, but once the hug ended, Streber yelled, "STOP DROPPING THE F*CKING CHARGES!!!" And Kevin had no idea what to do.

-The two pretty much communicate with each other through John Mulaney quotes.

-Streber swears a lot, but has a filter so he doesn't swear in front of young kids.

-Kevin isn't particularly fond of Skid and Pump(canon), but every so often when Streber is at the Candy Club and they come by, Streber helps Kevin out so he doesn't get a migraine, and since they come by so often, Streber teases Kevin by calling them their children.

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