Chapter 4: Friends

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Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Lincoln was walking down the street, getting either hateful glares or confused looks about his mask. Some knew why he wore the mask but others were just confused.

[Still can't believe Lynn kicked us out of OUR apartment!]

[Her period was coming, would you wanna be there?]

[Fair point, but still.]

Anti-Mutant Man: Disgusting mutant.

Lincoln: What's disgusting is the fact that your fly is down.

The anti-mutant man looked down to see that his zipper was in fact down. Lincoln smiled as the man struggled to pull his zipper back up.

[These Anti-Mutants are more of an embarrassment than anything.]

[Seriously, who forgets to pull up their zipper?]

Lincoln: That's why my pants are elastic, don't need to worry about my fly being down cause I ain't got a zipper!

Lincoln continued down the street, buying a hot dog on his way. He noticed he was being followed, there were several dozen men, one of which was a

[Could these guys be more obvious?]

[I've seen Lynn be more stealthy. And she's about as obvious as a brick to glass!]

Lincoln walked down an alleyway while eating his hot dog. Still somehow eating through his mask. He watched as several men with pipes, bats, and knives, came from both sides of the alley.

Lincoln: Your aware that you people were about as sneaky as an air horn with the button taped down, right?

Anti-Mutant Man: Shut it, freak!

The anti-mutant man pulls it out and rolls up his sleeves.

Lincoln: Really? Rolling up the sleeves?

The man pulls out some knives and charges Lincoln while twirling the knives around as he approached. Lincoln sighed in annoyance takes out his katanas and chopped the man's hands off.

Anti-Mutant Man: AH-AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Lincoln: Calm down you big baby. Cutting it clean off hurts way less than not all the way. Believe me, I know.

[We have lost many limbs before when Lynn was still going through her periods.]

Anti-Mutant Man 2: You psychotic little-

The Anti-Mutant Man flinched when Lincoln pointed his katanas at him.

Lincoln: You came here to pick a fight. A bit pathetic to be acting like cowards now. You should've expected to die or get seriously hurt, that comes with the territory when fighting superheroes or supervillains.

Anti-Mutant Man 3: Y-you're a menace!

Lincoln: You choose to attack a child because he pointed out the fact that some guy's pants' zipper was down. Bringing pipes, bats, and knives. You're more of a menace than I am cause it was your choice to find a fight while fights find me.

Lincoln twirled his blades around when he got the sudden urge to dodge.

[We should listen to the commentary!]

Lincoln: BAMF!!!

Lincoln teleported away letting a sonic wave blast by him and send the non-injured Anti-Mutant men flying further down the alley. Lincoln reappeared in another flash and he looked to see his old friends. Clyde, Stella, Liam, Rusty, and Zach.

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