Here's the next chapter, enjoy! Thanks to ECHO-173 for their help editing this chapter.
Dark Moon charges a huge lightning ball, which Lynn-23 and Lincpool are able to avoid. Dark Moon fires more lightning balls and manages to send the two skidding along the ground.
Lincpool: Break!
Lynn-23 and Lincpool split and went in different directions. Dark Moon jumps after Lynn-23, who dodges in time. Lynn-23 tries to stab Dark Moon's, but can't break through her thick skin. Dark Moon laughs, grabs Mario, and throws him backward. When Lynn-23 hits the ground, Lincpool moves in fast enough before Dark Moon can fire another attack. Pulling out a sledgehammer, Lincpool tries to attack with his sledgehammer, but there is no effect, the vibrates reverberated through him causing him to jitter and shake uncontrollably.
Lincpool: (being shaken violently) Chichat-Chichat-Chichat-Chichat...!!!
[LET IT THE FUCK GO!!!]
[Jinx- *SMACK!!!* OW!!!]
[NOT NOW!!!]
[Right, shutting the fuck up about a coke.]
Lincpool released the hammer and said hammer, still vibrating violently, turns into a jackhammer and digs into the ground.
Lincpool: Man... That was my good hammer...
Dark Moon laughs loudly at Lincpool's ineffective attack backfiring on him.
Dark Moon: (laughing) Looks like your hammer has upgraded to a Jackhammer!!!
Lincpool: And you look like you need a new hole!
[You might want to rephrase that since that is your sister.]
Dark Moon raised an eyebrow to Lincpool's strange statement until she heard a click behind her. It was Lynn-23 holding the Judas Shotgun, which Lincpool only just now told me he named.
Lynn-23: Ha. (pulls the trigger) Bye.
The shotgun blasted through Dark Moon's lower back and through her internal organs. Leaving half of her lower torso gaping open, Lincpool then teleported up to the two as Lynn-23 backed away. Just like Lincpool's use, the shotgun's kickback ripped Lynn-23's arm off, unlike Lincpool, Lynn-23 managed to grab it and regrow a brand new arm. The Loud with a Mouth then fired two shots into Dark Moon's lungs before her body healed from the damage. But upon piercing her lungs, they exploded, unleashing a blast of highly compressed air, sending Lincpool flying away.
Lincpool: OH SHIT!!!
Lincpool tumbled on the ground once he hit the ground. He watched as Dark Moon's flesh healed itself. Dark Moon patted her side.
Dark Moon: Phew! I was hoping to save all that air for another big attack, but I guess I'll have to settle for the air in only one lung.
Lincpool: Oh great... She can breathe with just one lung.
Dark Moon then began making popping sounds with her lips. This greatly confused the two mutated Anti-heroes as Dark Moon was just standing there making popping sounds. Lincpool tossed Lynn-23 two Judas Shells, who, after reloading, scowled and charged at the murderous Mutate. But suddenly, her arm was blasted off by a sudden and very loud "POP"! Lincpool took out several grenades and threw them forward. Only for each one to be blown to nothing by more
Lincpool: A minefield of invisible noise bombs... Fucking perfect.
Dark Moon: I call it Bubble Mine. What? Jealous because my powers are better?
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