Chapter 6: The Mind of Lincpool

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Here's the next chapter of the Winner of the Poll I held. Thanks to ECHO-173 for helping with this chapter!

Prof. X looked at the two beings currently holding him at both gunpoint and swordpoint. Both looked like Lincpool, both dressed in the same spandex-like suit, but there were differences.

Prof. X: Lio and Luther, I presume?

Luther: How do you know our names?

Lio: Gonna introduce yourself before my trigger finger starts itching?

The one holding the sword, Luther, had a Black (primary) and Orange (Secondary) suit color, instead of Lincpool's Red (primary) and Black (Secondary) coloration. He had two katana holsters on his lower back, like, with one katana holstered. Instead of gun holsters, Luther had two Sledgehammers on his back and a pair of sais on his hips.

Prof. X: One who uses only Melee Weapons.

Prof. X looked at the other, Lio, was much different. He had a White (primary) and Black (Secondary) suit color with blue shot eyes, like Deadpool's original suit color. His suit also had a few bullet holes in his chest. He was holding two pistols in his hands and had several rifles on his back an M16, AK-47, High caliber sniper rifle, and a tactical shotgun, along with several handguns of other pistols and revolvers around his waist like his belt was made of only guns.

Prof. X: And one who uses only guns... Also how I know your names is--

Lio: WAIT! Don't tell me. You read our minds even though we're originally voices and personalities split from Lincoln due to an overwhelming amount of stress from his past! Damn, he is good!

Luther: That or he looked into some of his recent memories beforehand on entering his mind to see what he was dealing with? Tell us, who is right?

Prof. X just pointed at two chairs that looked out of place from the living room's setting with one looking well kept and having Luther's name on it engraved in cursive while the other was beaten up and had a sign that read: "Lio's chair, you sit here I will shoot you in the knees, love Lio~ XOXO KILL YOU!" It was very cheesy writing. Prof. X then pointed at Luther.

Lio: Was it the threats on the knees?

Luther: Well now we know how you know, now then-- (gets his sword right up to throat) --Who the Hell are you? Captain Picard?

Lio: That joke is so dead man, stop being a boomer.

Luther: You don't even know what a Boomer is!

Lio: I'll have you now I know a lot of things- Is it that one zombie from Left 4 Dead?

Luther: Maybe you are an idiot. It means old-timer.

Lio: What was that?! Fight me you nerd ass punk!

Luther: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Lio: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good BITCH?!

Luther: Somehow that was worse. (to Prof. X) And you are sir?

Prof. X: I am Charles Xavier, founder of the X-men and Xavier School for the Gifted.

Lio: Oh a private school, those places suck.

Prof. X then waved his hand and with that action, their weapons disappeared like smoke in the wind.

Prof. X: I am also the most powerful psychic in the entire world.

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