Chapter 9: Hit-Monkey Strikes Again for the very first time

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[damn it who let Lio make the title?]

Thanks to ECHO-173 for his help making this chapter. Enjoy.

Downtown, a large factory looked abandoned with across the street of it three people watching it, Lincpool, Lynn-23, and Clyde who was there because of one factor, anti-mutant weapons were being built there.

[GASP! Weapons for killing mutants, HA how much you want to bet that'll backfire on the humans.]

[Well with their history both canon and reckoned, very likely like the idiots they are, they love big things that hurt. According to Clyde the Professor is making us look into it and--]

Lincpool: Okay everyone be quiet!

Clyde: Shh! Linc, stay silent! And no one was talking.

Lincpool: (dramatically points to Clyde) Okay Clyde, recap as to why we're here.

Clyde: Okay, so Prof. X said that Sentinel Services had a Sentinel's arm missing after a major fight they had with the Juggernaut which he won--

Lincpool: No shit, he's the Fucking Juggernaut, Bitch.

Clyde: --The arm was taken and sold on the black market by... Lord Tetherby to make Anti-mutant weapons. They sent me to see if it was true and that's the same truck outside from the dealer's place.

Lincpool: Oh shit, that's the other reason we tagged along. (pulls out his pistols) He's on our list, he supplied the mob with the weapons to kill us, now if we hurt him the Anti-Mutant assholes lose a lot of money~ And we'll rob him too. Two birds, one very large ass stone.

Lynn-23: Good, rents coming up soon and-- (gets up and personal to Lincpool) --Someone spent almost all our money on a damn tank that he crashed into the mall!

Lincpool: Good parking in my mind. No here's the plan, we go in and kill everyone!

Clyde: No, we go and report to the X-men and they will come and knock out everyone and we take the arm away from them.

Lincpool: My plan is better, quicker, and more fun. Leeroy Jenkins!

Lincpool then leaps down from the building and teleports jumps closer to the factory, he then picks up a brick that he threw into a window followed by what looked like a flashbang and then finally kicked in a door that he didn't enter but rather he crashed a nearby limo through the wall.

Clyde: Lincoln, NO! This was a recon mission, I didn't let you guys tag along for this! (sees Lynn getting ready to join Lincpool) Lynn, wait, listen to reason and remember the plan!

Lynn: Clyde, you know who I am right?

Clyde: Aw crap, I almost forgot for a minute.

Lynn: It's okay, it happens. (Jumps off the building) Leeroy Jenkins!

Clyde: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Clyde then follows her, the two make it to the building with Lynn jumping into a window while Clyde snuck in through the hole in the wall Lincpool had made. He saw Lynn and walked up to her to see the stunned look on her face and saw what she was looking at. Every single person who was inside already was dead with bullet casings everywhere and blood staining the walls, the large Sentinel arm was left nearly untouched and Lincpool was in the center of the room.

Clyde: Lincoln, our mission was to look for clues not kill everyone!

Lincpool: Hey, I know it is VERY hard to believe with my track record and history but I swear I didn't do this. Plus, they were all shot, no way I could do this without any of you hearing this!

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