Good Morning World

Chapter 3: Oh No

(Y/N)'S POV:

I'm sitting on my bed with Salem next to him drinking some tea as I explain Guilty Gear to her

(Y/n)"and after Axl stops time, it gives enough time for the beam to come so Sol can absorb the attack and send it right at Justice making the fusion reaction happen. Soon after Sol is holding an unconscious Jack-o and is in a protected forcefield created by Ariel"

Salem"I think that's enough of you explaining the lore of this Guilty Gear franchise you enjoy so much"

(Y/n)"my bad, it comes on instinct when I'm flirting"

Salem"you explain the plot of a series when you flirt?"

(Y/n)"yes, now let me explain F A T E"

Before I can waste away a year of Salem's life explaining the lore to a series that I'm not even sure anyone understands, I hear a loud thump from downstairs

Weiss"-muffled- BULLSHIT!!!"

Salem"oh dear, it seems that they're fighting again"

(Y/n)"Imma go see what they're complaining about now"

I go downstairs to see Blake watching Yang and Weiss fighting again about another one of my fighting games

Yang"then stop using yourself ice princess!"

Weiss"using myself is perfectly fine! You just keep using that damn Tager and Waldstain not letting me get up!"

Ruby"then zone her out"

Yang"you're not helping Ruby!"

(Y/n)"what are you girls complaining about?"

I noticed they were playing BBtag and I noticed the most disgusting thing in my sight. Yang was using the two biggest grapplers

(Y/n)"shame on you"

Yang"huh!? You agree with her!?"

(Y/n)"games are meant to be fun Yang. You disappoint me"

Weiss"see!? Even he agrees with me!"

Yang"oh yeah!? Then who do you use!?"

(Y/n)"Yu and Yumi"

Yang"huh!? But Yumi has loops though! How is that any different!?"

(Y/n)"she doesn't pull the opponent towards her or take up the entire screen"

Yang"you guys are just jealous I'm better than all of you"

(Y/n)". . . ."

Weiss". . ."

Few matches later

Yang got too cocky for her own good so I simply just

And to fuel the flame I had to also

Yang"this game is stupid"

(Y/n)"this is what happens when one tries to fuck around and find out"

Ruby"hey (Y/n), you're out of cookies again"