Good Morning World

Chapter 7: Milf meets Ex

3RD POV:

All of the girls were sitting on (Y/n)'s couch with stern looks on their faces while they saw (Y/n) dragging a box up to his room

Weiss"(Y/n), we need to talk"

(Y/n)"sure, as soon as I get this into my room"

Blake"no, as in talk now"

(Y/n)"well I'm kinda busy with this"

Yang"you can be busy with it after we talk now sit down"

(Y/n)"fine"

He let go of the box and sat on the side couch

(Y/n)"what do you all have to say?"

Weiss"we've noticed you have a problem"

Blake"a very bad obsession if you will"

Ruby"what's a milf?"

(Y/n)'s eyes widen in fear as he started panicking

(Y/n)"YOU WENT THROUGH MY HIDDEN FOLDER!?!"

Weiss"YES AND WHY THE HELL IS MY MOTHER IN IT!?!"

(Y/n)"you can't handle the truth"

Weiss"try me!"

(Y/n)"fine then!"

He stood up with a serious look on his face before tossing Ruby a pair of headphones

(Y/n)"don't take these off till I say so"

Ruby"Kay"

As soon as Ruby out the headphones on he didn't hold back

(Y/n)"Weiss your mother is the pinnacle of a lost drunk milf that I would ABSOLUTELY [REDACTED] UNTIL SHE [REDACTED]. AND I PLAN ON DOING IT WITH BLAKE'S MOM WITH HER ABSOLUTELY HUGE GIGANTIC THICK PLUMP BOUNCY [REDACTED] [REDACTED] UNTIL THAT [REDACTED] IS ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED. AND DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND YOUR MOM IS SAFE YANG BECAUSE I [REDACTED] [REDCATED] HER HUGE ABSOLUTEL MILKERS SO THAT [REDACTED]....

20 Minutes Later

Weiss, Blake and Yang were absolutely mortified and too shocked by (Y/n)'s words as he had this crazy glint in his eyes

(Y/n)"it would be such a shame if I ran into your moms, I love me a milf that fights back~. Ok Ruby take the headphones off"

(Y/n) motioned for Ruby to take the headphones off as she looked at her teammates confused

Ruby"what's with them"

(Y/n)"you're too innocent for that info"

Blake"y-you monster..."

(Y/n)"my plans are far more complicated than any of you could possibly handle"

Weiss"do you have no mercy..!?"

(Y/n)"never"

Salem"what's wrong with them?"

Salem came walking down stairs wearing (Y/n)'s buttoned up shirt and pair of shorts that barely covered her upper thighs and hugged her chest

(Y/n)"wh....why are you wearing my clothes..?"

Salem"they smell nice"

Yang"looks like it's about to tear"

Weiss"duck"

Ruby"wait, there's on inside?"

Blake"not that duck"

The four girls ducked confusing (Y/n) before he heard a popping sound a button from his shirt nailing him on the head

(Y/n)"AGH!!!"