Good Morning World

WHY IS EVERYTHING SMALLER!?!

A pure white void is seen as the huge blocky letter title "RWBY CHIBI" shows up along with the team RWBY but smaller

"RWBY CHIBI!!!"

All of a sudden a chibi (Y/n) and Salem pop into existence

(Y/n)"huh!? What!? WHAT IS THIS PLACE!?! WHY AM I SMALL!?! WHY IS MY HEAD BIG!?! WHAT IS THIS HELL!?!"

Salem"a believe it's called the gag segment"

(Y/n)"LET ME OUT OF THIS HELL!!!"

the scene changed to a kitchen where (Y/n) and Ruby are seen behind a table with the ingredients for cookies while Yang, Weiss, Blake and Salem sat in chairs watching them like an audience with the sign "laugh" above them

Ruby"hi! And welcome back to outlandish and bizarre products! I'm your host Ruby Rose who asks all the obvious questions"

(Y/n)"what the hell did you do to my house!?"

(Y/n) decided to question his sanity later and just roll with it

(Y/n)"do you like to make cookies but hate all the cookie make work?"

Ruby"I know I do"

She laughed as well as a nonexistent audience

(Y/n)"well forget all you know about making cookies"

He grabbed all the ingredients and pushed them off the table before slamming a small oven on the table

(Y/n)"and say hello to the amazing Cookie-inator"

The nonexistent audience awed at the bizarre looking oven

Blake"where are those voices coming from?"

Ruby"Cookie what?"

(Y/n)"Cookie-inator! This amazing device will make cookies out of anything you have in the kitchen"

Ruby"wait a minute did you say anything!?"

(Y/n)"anything"

Ruby"anything?"

(Y/n)"yes, anything"

Ruby"anything?"

(Y/n)"anything..."

Ruby"anything?"

(Y/n)"I'll get you and I'll make it look like a horrendous accident!"

He then grabbed a entire pack of eggs and took the lid off of the oven

(Y/n)"you can put anything like this entire pack of eggs, this bag of flour, a bottle of ketchup"

Yang"what?"

He then grabbed a gun making sure it was loaded

(Y/n)"the second amendment"

Weiss"ok this is too much"

He then shoved a fire extinguisher

(Y/n)"even a fire extinguisher"

Salem"darling I don't think that's safe to put in..."

(Y/n)"now close the lid watch as the substances are mixed up and placed into cookie shaped holes in the machine. Then place it the oven"

Blake"won't the house burn down from that?"

He opened his oven and threw the smaller oven hard into it and slammed the door shut

(Y/n)"now you'll have fully baked cookies only minutes away"

Ruby"did you say "minutes away"? That's impossible!"

(Y/n)'s eye twiitched from insanity as he kept his smile