Kangaroos & Chaos

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*Sonic Boom*

Ariana: (talking to customer) This violin was made of the finest maple wood, it was hand carved- would you excuse me for a sec? Yeah. (Talking to Harry and Luke) Do you guys have to do that here?

Harry: Hey, we're not complaining that you're working right in the middle of our banjo badminton court.

Luke: We'd rather make a music video but somebody hasn't finished writing the song yet.

Ariana: I'm busy working!

Luke: Fine, then we're busy badmintoning. Game point! (Smashes banjo)

Ariana: Would you like to pay cash for that or should I put it on your tab?

Luke: Just put it on the tab.

Ariana: Okay! (holds up long receipt)

Edward Butera: (enters) Well, I'm off to the accordion convention and "accordion" to my watch, I should've left an hour ago. (laugh)

Luke: (laugh)

Edward: Well, sweetie you are in charge. The store looks a little crowded, you sure you're okay?

Ariana: Absolutely, Dad, I-

Edward: Glad to hear it! Bye-bye!

Ariana: Okay, okay. Um, here's your change, here's your kazoo, trumpets are over there, no this isn't the eye doctor!

Man: (walks into the door and falls on Cymbals)

Liz: Guess who got a job at the Yo-Yo Cart?! Watch this! (swings arms)

Team Harry: (all except Liz hides behind the counter)

Liz: (gets tangled in the yo-yo) Hold on. It's uh, my first day, probably my left. So, (chuckles) Ariana, you finish writing Harry's new song?

Ariana: I'm almost done. I've just been very busy lately, work, school, book club. I have to read this by tomorrow. (Puts a giant book on the counter)

Harry: Tomorrow? Of what year?

Luke: Well, we need a song. We can't make a video without a song.

Ariana: Hey, it's not like I've been spending all my free time training to eat a 20 pound hamburger.

Luke: You're just jealous. (Holds up trophy)

Liz: Ariana, if we don't get the video on the website quick, people are going to forget who Harry is.

Luke: Seriously, it's been a whole month since the last video.

Harry: Guys, cut Ariana some slack! A month isn't that long. It's pretty hard to forget Harry Styles!

Two teenage girls walk into Sonic Boom

Girl: Hey! It's Ralphie Hayes from the dog food commercial!

Harry: Dog food commercial? Ariana, you've have to finish that song now!

Ariana: Fine. (Scribbles something down on a piece of paper) you want the song? (Throws it at Harry) Here!

Harry: See? That wasn't so hard.

Girl: No way! It's the guy who won the 20 pound hamburger contest! Can I have an autograph?

Luke: Sure. Turn around. (Signs the girl's jacket with ketchup)

Team Harry: (All except Luke) Ew!...

*Sonic Boom*

Ralphie: (on TV) Ralphie Hayes here for Yummy Dog Food. So good, a human could eat it. (picks up a bowl of said food and eats it)

Announcer: Warning: do not eat; Yummy Dog Food is for dogs only.

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