Ariana: (walks over to Harry and Luke, whom are playing on the xylophone grill) Guys! I finally finished the new song. (sees what they are doing) What are you doing?
Luke: Xylophone grilling.
Harry: It's a way to combine my awesome music skill with Luke's mad cooking skills. (Luke accidentally flips a patty onto the window)
Luke: (takes the patty of of the window and offers it to Ariana) Window burger?
Ariana: No thanks. I'm trying this new diet where I don't eat anything totally disgusting.
Liz: (enters the store in a giant cheese costume) Guess who got a job at Cheese out of My League?
Ariana: Ooh, the high-end cheese store. That place is so much better than Cheese Just Okay. (turns to Harry) So, I just finished the song for our new webcast. It perfectly captures everything you're about. (puts the headphones on Harry) Listen. What's do you think?
Harry: I love it!
Ariana: Yay!
Harry: (once Ariana is gone) I hate it.
Luke: Here. (gets a drum out that is filled with chili) Try it with my drum chili. (pours the chili onto the burger)
Harry: Not the burger. Ariana's song! I don't like it.
Luke: Well, maybe my drum chili will help with that too. (pours drum chili onto Ariana's music player)
*Cheese out of my League*
Liz: Thank you for shopping at Cheese out of my League! (her costume makes her bump into other cheese items)
Harry: (he is playing cheese equipment of Go Fish with Luke) Got any cheddar?
Luke: Go fish. (Harry picks up a piece of cheese from the pile) Got any provolone? (Harry hands a piece of cheese to Luke; Luke bites it) This is monterey jack! (throws the cheese onto the floor) Cheater.
Harry: Sorry, I'm distracted. I can't stop thinking about Ariana's song. The lyrics are so not me.
Luke: Well, if you don't feel like playing, I'm going to eat the deck.
Harry: I mean, check out these lyrics. (reads from the paper) I'm a sensitive guy, sad movies and sunsets make me cry. (stops reading from paper) I hate sad movies, and what kind of guy cries at sunsets?
Luke: Bye-bye Mister Sun. He won't be until be back until tomorrow. (starts crying)
Liz: Man, I hate this job. My entire uniform is made out of real cheese, including my underwear!
Luke: I wear cheese underwear all the time! I love it. I really feel like I can breathe in it, especially the swiss.
Liz: Why would you do that?
Luke: Because the goat cheese is too squishy!
Harry: Guys! What am I going to do? I don't like Ariana's song, but if I tell her, it'll hurt her feelings.
Luke: There's only one thing you can do.
Liz: I never thought I'd say this, but Luke is right. Be honest with her.
Luke: (at the same time as Liz's last sentence) Give her a pickle basket. (gets hit by Liz's cheese costume) Ow! What? She loves pickles!
Liz: She also loves honesty.
Luke: Well I don't have a honesty basket. I only have a pickle basket.
Harry: I guess I'll tell Ariana the truth. There's nothing to be afraid of. (turns around to see Ariana and screams)
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Harry & Ariana (Austin & Ally)
FanfictionFollowing the lives of confident aspiring musician Harry, quiet talented songwriter Ariana, and their two friends. I don't own Austin, Ally, Trisha, Dez or any of the other Austin & Ally characters. They all belong to the creators of the characters...
