Harry & Ariana (Austin & Ally)

Bloggers & Butterflies

Harry is eating a strawberry ice cream cone over the counter at Sonic Boom, when the ice cream falls into his lap. Instead of throwing the ice cream away and wiping his pants off, he decides to duck under the counter and takes his pants off laying it on the counter with the ice cream still on it. He then breaks out a plastic bottle of chocolate syrup and an aerosol can of whipped cream, pops the tops off both simultaneously and sprays them on the ice cream, and after this pours some undermined nuts on the ice cream and finally adds a cherry on top.

Harry: (excited gasp) Pants sundae.

Cut to another scene where Harry and Ariana are watching this incident on a laptop PC. The headline reads "HARRY EATS PANTS SUNDAE," with three exclamations points, and the scene changes to a piano at Sonic Boom.

Harry: I can't believe this on the internet. I thought I was alone.

Ariana: Harry, you know there's no eating in the store. And there's definitely no eating off your pants.

Harry: There's no sign for that.

Ariana: There shouldn't be a sign to not eat off your pants.

Liz: (walking in dressed as a pirate) Guess who got a job at Pirate Frank's Fish Fry. Where every meal is a parrrty (removes her eyepatch) This is the worst job I've ever had. I smell like fish guts. And guess who my new co-worker is;

Luke: (also walks in dressed like a pirate) Ahoy, maytees! I just got hired at Pirate Frank's, where every meal is a parrrty. I can't wait to starrrrt. I can save up to buy a carrrr... (Liz grabs him by the mouth with her hook)

Harry: Guys, we've got bigger problems. This blog.

Liz: Oh, I know that one. Miami H8ter Girl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami. She's so angry and bitter. I love her.

Ariana: Well, right now all she hates is Harry. I mean look at these embarrassing videos she posted. Harry with broccoli in his teeth. (screenshot of just that) Harry biting his toenails. Harry checking out a girl.

Video clips of Harry fixing his hair on his way out of Bill's Surfshop before he approaches two girls sitting at a table in front of that store. He turns his head in their direction as he walks to the left, then bumps into a pillar.

Harry: That was so embarrassing. (Liz pushes a button on the laptop) Liz, did you just click "like"?

Liz: Hey, Funny is funny.

*Mall of Miami Food Court*

Harry: I can't believe there's an anonymous blogger who hates me.

Ariana: Don't worry. H8terGirl's website only has like 47 hits (Ariana's laptop chimes to indicate an increase in the number of hits)... 112 hits... (chimes again) 1059... (chimes twice) okay, maybe worry. (she closes her laptop)

Harry: We've gotta find out who this H8terGirl is. I'm performing at the mall this week, and I can't afford all this bad publicity.

Ariana: Oh, I've got it. She's filming you doing embarrassing stuff, so don't do anything embarrassing (Harry shakes his head in agreement then smiles to reveal another broccoli leaf stuck in his teeth) You have broccoli in your teeth again.

Harry: (sighs as he wipes the broccoli off of his teeth) How does this keep happening? I don't even eat broccoli?

Ariana: Maybe, you should do only good things, so H8terGirl won't have anything bad to put on her site.

Harry: Great idea. (camera widens to Louis leaning over a water fountain) Hey, Louis. Come here. (he does) How would you like a shiny new quarter to make a wish in the fountain?